I probably need girl opinions

[lionbadger]

I'm looking for recommendations for a couple of films (superheroine peril films obvs, before some cheeky bugger suggests an Aniston marthon) which appeal to/will not unduly freak out girls (girl being more specifically a 30 something woman)

in context Mrs LB is not entirely against, on occasion, pulling on a leotard, mask, gloves and fooling around a bit (yes, yes I'm very aware that I am punching so far above my weight that people probably just assume I'm a pet).

I think however some, err, well, reference material would basically benefit all involved. I don't think she gets how to portray a supergirl and I don't want to smash her confidence by saying something typically helpful, considerate and well thought out like "stop trying to be iron man with tits, be more miscellaneous girl you've never heard of because marvel haven't made a movie about her yet"

Recommendations?

Suggestions?

Recipes for perfect Kaiserschmarrn? (Because nothing says sorry I called you iron man with tits like a plate of perfect pancakes)

[swampy170]

Assumedly she's not massively 'into' this - so probably best to try some PG-13 stuff.

Rye's done alot of late - look up his profile, almost all his threads show good quality SHIP material. Also a fair few PG films.

Can particularly suggest Rye-UK films of you're looking for well-acted vids, but not too extreme with the content.

[tallyho]

Yeah gotta PG it from what you say above. Maybe look at some Fan flicks on YouTube then as above Ryes stuff.

Whatever you do, don't ask Batgirl1969 for recommendations!

[lionbadger]

Ok, pg sounds like a plan

Any tips for somewhat gentle coaxing, I mean, swampy, you're probably right, this isn't really her thing, more something she's happy to go along with once in a while, so I'm thinking I probably need to take a small step back and figure out how I make this a bit more about her, while still getting the home brew heroine (lite) peril.

Tallyho, you're kind of hinting at the existence of a car crash thread there, link?

[GMan2]

Tallyho, you're kind of hinting at the existence of a car crash thread there, link?

I believe he's simply meaning...in a light-hearted and playful manner...don't ask batgirl1969, a female forum member on here, for any recommendations. She'd have your wife dressed up as Yvonne Craig's Batgirl, strapped to the bed with cat whiskers, and a bunch of other.....really awesome stuff. But wouldn't befitting for your wife...currently.

[tallyho]

^^^^Spot on Gman. Think anal beads, and then some. Then stop thinking about anal beads.
Bg1969 has some....fairly strong tastes shall we say
(Right Tina? )

Let's just say her suggestions would make your wife's eyes water (nipple clamps, strap ons etc etc)

[lionbadger]

Awww, i love a good crash thread

I already made some popcorn

[staggerlee]

Assumedly she's not massively 'into' this - so probably best to try some PG-13 stuff.

Rye's done alot of late - look up his profile, almost all his threads show good quality SHIP material. Also a fair few PG films.

Can particularly suggest Rye-UK films of you're looking for well-acted vids, but not too extreme with the content.

I would actually suggest the opposite.

If your partner isn't into the superheroine fetish, I think she'll find the PG-13 stuff massively boring. Will probably go right over her head, because this just isn't what she's into.

On the other hand, most Females I know enjoy a healthy sex life & watch some porn, so maybe show more porn-ey stuff? Stuff that focuses more on the stuff she can enjoy as well as the stuff you enjoy, right? I'm not talking about the hardcore fetishy stuff necessarily, but maybe a video that features good M/F or F/F sex scenes?

[batgirl1969]

Yeah gotta PG it from what you say above. Maybe look at some Fan flicks on YouTube then as above Ryes stuff.

Whatever you do, don't ask Batgirl1969 for recommendations!

Hey now!!! Lol...I would not steer ya wrong...trust me!!!!

[Imagineer]

Would it be crazy to suggest starting out mainstream?

Helen Slater's Supergirl, Lynda Carter's Wonder Woman -- perhaps curate a few key scenes.
If her and your tastes are darker (Rye?), Superman Returns -- yes, really, look at the Lex Island confrontation.
Do you have a favorite mainstream comic book issue? Does it illustrate the attitude and interplay that you're after and you think she could be into?

If you highlight the heroine spunk and peril in that material, she can probably add the unrated element herself.

[tallyho]

^^^ Sorry nothing wrong with what you're saying but 'spunk' tends to be used to mean something different where I'm from
Brought out the smutty schoolboy in me.

[lionbadger]

She's quite good on mainstream, at least block buster main stream, the various marvel films etc,

I wonder if I could get her into some of the recent captain marvel stuff, war within, had a great "im gonna explode your brain" story line and a gloating yon rogg saying how he was going to stick danvers in a big block of crystal to watch the destroyed world forever. She'd probably identify quite well with the character.

But also, staggerlee, it's a good point, had not though that a softly softly might just be boring, maybe something along the lines of enthusiastic participation is the way to go

Still think anything particularly violent might give the wrong impression, I'm too old to wake up with a screwdriver through my knee again because she had a freak out in her sleep

[staggerlee]

Right, I think steering clear of the more violent stuff is a good call but something with a lot of sexual content. And if there is violence, maybe F/F would be less intimidating.

[drgoremd]

Awww, i love a good crash thread

[batgirl1969]

Show her the 1966 batman series especially catwomans dresssed to kill when she straps batgirl to the pattern cutter...kind of talk up the lesbian dominaton overtones and how hot it is...trust me will get her thinkin plus if you are making out while watching it....worked for me!!!

[lionbadger]

Does anywhere conveniently stream the old timie batmans?

Also, i think this advice is going to have to be plugged into some sort of elaborate flowchart

[batgirl1969]

Does anywhere conveniently stream the old timie batmans?

Also, i think this advice is going to have to be plugged into some sort of elaborate flowchart

Youtube has them....hmmmm...a flow chart? What about a step by step pictorial?

[lionbadger]

Youtube has them....hmmmm...a flow chart? What about a step by step pictorial?

step by step pictorial is kind of a slippery slop to a 40 minute power point

and once you've got that you just know it's going to get mixed up with the quarterly tax exposure report at the AGM

and once that happens it's up on the FT

and then Guardian is calling for feminism to redefined

and before you know it you're hiding out with 10 suspiciously German sounding Brazilians thinking "Wow this villain thing is a lot less glamorous than I thought it would be"

[JMH Gotham]

Well here is my suggestion for what you and your wife can do that comes from personal experience.

You have gotten the girlfriend to go along with super heroine fantasy.   You show her the catwoman licensed to kill.  Explain this is kind of stuff that turns you on.

Girlfriend will laugh until tears come out of her eyes. Says that she will go along with it though.  Then she asks how are you going to get props and costume since your a broke college student who has even bummed gas money off her.  This is going to  have to be down on the cheap.

First you decide you need a batgirl suit.  You can't afford $50 outfit online. Time to improvise.   Walmart might have something.

So you wait until mom decides to go grocery shopping.   You tell a half truth and say you want to go and help her.   This makes her happy.

You make it to wal-mart and tell your mother you will go get the milk while she picks up fruit.   You head to ladies underwear section.  Swallowing your pride ypu dig through bargain bin of lingerie until you find a thong with bat signal on it. You go to cashier and shamefully by thong. 

You stick thong in pants pocket and head back to mom while picking up milk along way.

Next you need a pattern cutter. Lucky your dad works for carpenters union. You go out to his shed and pick up a spare circular saw.  Take the saw and trace around it on cardboard.    Cut out tracing and you have a cardboard buzzsaw.

Your pattern cutter has to move   Take mom old office chair and a old broom handle.  You take the broom handle and put it through the cardboard saw.  Then use some duck tape and tape broom stick down on the arms of old office chair.  You now have mobile pattern cutter.


Now you need something to tie up girlfriend with.  You suck at tying knots so rope is out and duck tape might hurt your girlfriend.   Luckily your mom is a nurse, so she has some bandage wrap that will work very well.  Also you need something to tie her to.   The living room coffee table will work just fine.


Now wait until parents decide to go to movies.  Tell them you want to stay and study for finals.  Your dad sees through your bull shit and says what ever you are planning had better be done by the time he and mom(whose already in car) get home.   Also tells you to wear a condom.


Your to cheap to waste gas to pick her up so you have girlfriend drive herself over once parents are gone.  Be sure to tell her to bring her heels.


Once she is comes over you explain what you have been up to and hand her the bat thong along with a batman mask you bought at the local thrift shop.

She poses in the thong mask and heels.   You take pictures with cellphone that she gave you for Christmas.   You get her tied snug to the coffee table and wheel out your home made pattern cutter.  As a final touch you lay some flowers you picked for her from your grandmother s garden between her naked breast.

You know that after this you owe her a trip to olive garden and a movie.  Wich will knockout  your next two measily paychecks from your job.  Oh well tonight is going to be worth it. 

You position yourself behind your pattern cutter and start pushing it toward your girlfriend.

[lionbadger]

your cunning plan actually exposes a grotesque market failure that I had not considered, clearly some sort of heroine fetish charity or micro finance bank/development bank is required to help the impoverished enthusiast, frankly I do not want to live in a world where some poor guy or gal has to struggle through college and choose between bettering themselves or getting a semi realistic pattern cutter

I mean, what if your dad is not in the carpenter's union! what if he was a hot air balloon repair man and your mum was not a nurse rather a marine biologist! this state of affairs is clearly an outrage, why am I wasting my money giving it to lazy arsed fucking panda bears when I could donate it to Budget Villainy (registered charity number SE9895443)

I shall dictate a letter to IMF directly

[JMH Gotham]

your cunning plan actually exposes a grotesque market failure that I had not considered, clearly some sort of heroine fetish charity or micro finance bank/development bank is required to help the impoverished enthusiast, frankly I do not want to live in a world where some poor guy or gal has to struggle through college and choose between bettering themselves or getting a semi realistic pattern cutter

I mean, what if your dad is not in the carpenter's union! what if he was a hot air balloon repair man and your mum was not a nurse rather a marine biologist! this state of affairs is clearly an outrage, why am I wasting my money giving it to lazy arsed fucking panda bears when I could donate it to Budget Villainy (registered charity number SE9895443)

I shall dictate a letter to IMF directly

Yes poverty-stricken is no fun. I thought about robbing a bank but my college professior told me serving jail time did not count as an accused absence.

[lionbadger]

However

jail time and a giant unicorn tattoo would lend you some villain creed and possibly push the percieved terror of the drawing room box cutter doom ride to the next level