ARGHHH!! Yellow writing on light blue background!

Already nominated but if this is votes then Next Global Crisis.

Oh so many reasons, you thought you might get found out, you came to the conclusion that particular project wouldn't taint you, regret at doing something that is morally wrong, I don't know... pick one of them or another you might like. I don't even want to talk about this man, I was just having a j...

Yeah, I get that. I also had creativity problems with my alter-ego Mason Punter. I was like: I'm glad I came up with you as an alias for producing adult material, but now I'm seeing you in all kinds of places I didn't expect; rooms with mirrors, or reflective windows, or reflective TV screens. It w...

Dear Logan, You are a really interesting character and I love to hear about your projects. I am a bit surprised that you would take this path again around the time you are looking to impress mainstream companies. Your content is a lot of fun but I don't think you have a total grasp of the ratings sy...

...Also keep in mind that trademarks protect "distinctive likenesses"... so changing the character's name slightly while keeping their distinctive likeness (costume design) will still get you into trouble. I am sure you are right in what you say, but this 'trouble' never seems to material...