Saturn Girl: A Porn Parody (Fighting Heroines in Peril, Inc.)
Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2015 11:59 am
Plot: Weather Witch, an egomaniacal villainess from the 30th century has traveled back in time to use her powers of weather manipulation to create chaos for the people of the 21st century. If she isn’t stopped, the meteorological extremes caused by the climate change could create a chain reaction that will tear down the ecosystem and lead to mankind’s extinction!
Fortunately, Saturn Girl, super dynamic defender from the 30th century, is not far behind. She has been tracking Weather Witch’s movements for months and is now ready to cancel her forecast once and for all. But Weather Witch isn’t going down without a fight and she has more than a few tricks up her sleeve (and in her hat) to bring even the most powerful of superheroines to her mercy…
Pros
-I’ll start first by saying that this was a very creative story. The writer for this parody really put that mind and heart into creating this and they gave a good background story on who Weather Witch is and what her plans are.
That right there is innovative thinking on a whole different level: the villainess is introduced and given an aim that really makes her a threat in the story, namely Weather Witch’s actions make her a danger to humanity’s survival and it’s up to Saturn Girl to bring her back to the future before she does anymore damage.
-Kendra James was wonderful playing the part of the Weather Witch. As a fetish model she shows a great deal of versatility in being able to play a heroine or a villainess. Though a lot of people like myself remember her for her portrayal of Harem Girl, her portrayal of Weather Witch was a treat to watch.
-Star Nine was very convincing as the superheroine Saturn Girl. She just looked and sounded so innocent and she was beautiful also in this. Though her acting was a little rocky, she still gave it her all in front of the camera.
-Good use of props in the story, particularly Weather Witch’s staff which she uses to deflect energy blast and to manipulate energy for offense against Saturn Girl. She even uses her coven cap to pull other props out, namely a collar that she can use on her adversaries to bring them under their control. And she uses the collar prop to great effect when it gets on Saturn Girl by using telekinetic ability to activate it…all she has to do is clench her fist and the collar begins to choke the prisoner.
Now that was very creative!
-Special effects were so-so in this vid, but they were a bit of a con also. (I’ll come back to that later).
-Kendra really stole the show here with her portrayal of Weather Witch. Her character really was an egomaniac and I loved the part where Saturn Girl taunts her about no one believing in her and Kendra throws a tantrum, stomping her feet in anger.
I tried my hardest not to laugh at that part because it was just too cute for words and funny at the same time.
-The villainess decides to get frisky with her captive later on in the story. Kendra forcefully kisses Star Nine and orders her to believe in her, but Star’s character refuses to kowtow to her enemy. Kendra licks at Star’s nipples and forces her to worship her cunt also.
Kendra really loved being the dominator in this…you can just tell from her expressions that she was getting off on her domination of Star Nine.
Cons
-Well, first there’s the thing with the music. When Saturn Girl’s theme plays, it kinda reminded me of Mega Man a little. Though it was fun, whoever was in charge of music made the mistake of switching between her theme and Weather Witch’s during the battle. That kinda made me feel weary when they went back and forth like that.
-The special effects were nice, but they needed a little work. Particularly the thing with the green energy, the pink phaser blasts and the flaming staff. Kendra had Star Nine jumping back and forth over her flaming staff to make it look like she could get burned, but Star’s movements along with the flaming staff just didn’t look like they were in unison with each other.
-There was a part where Kendra got shackled to the ceiling above around the scene where Star was tied up to the cross and she and Star were struggling, trying to kick each other. That part just didn’t make sense because they weren’t close enough to each other for something like that to happen.
-The struggle for the staff, while fun, seemed a little weak. The opponents weren’t really trying to wrestle the staff out of the other’s possession, more like they were trying to overpower the other with it (or at least Saturn Girl tried to).
-Weather Witch’s costume could use a little work. Something about that dress she wore just didn’t scream erotic sorceress. Maybe a leotard and a cape for next time would be better.
-When it came time for Star to get pleasured by Kendra, she looked rather nervous and resistant. While the resistant part was okay, it looked more like she was afraid of Kendra or maybe something else. Whether she was acting or not was anyone’s guess, but the look on her face seemed to say that she was worried about Kendra performing oral on her. That almost killed the scene for me a little.
-The fingering part? Eh…not my cup of tea. Weather Witch could’ve used her powers to create a vibrator or something if she really wanted Saturn Girl to get off during the forced orgasm scene.
-The ending could really use some work. It was just too abrupt for my taste. We needed an outcome or an epilogue to tie in the end results of the struggle…sadly, we don’ get any of that. Just fade to black and that's it.
Final Outcome
Saturn Girl had a great number of flaws in its design, but the producers really pushed themselves to the limit with its creation. Kendra James and Star Nine gave it their all in this story and their performances while mediocre was still entertaining.
Final Score for Saturn Girl: 6 ½ out of 10.
Fortunately, Saturn Girl, super dynamic defender from the 30th century, is not far behind. She has been tracking Weather Witch’s movements for months and is now ready to cancel her forecast once and for all. But Weather Witch isn’t going down without a fight and she has more than a few tricks up her sleeve (and in her hat) to bring even the most powerful of superheroines to her mercy…
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-I’ll start first by saying that this was a very creative story. The writer for this parody really put that mind and heart into creating this and they gave a good background story on who Weather Witch is and what her plans are.
That right there is innovative thinking on a whole different level: the villainess is introduced and given an aim that really makes her a threat in the story, namely Weather Witch’s actions make her a danger to humanity’s survival and it’s up to Saturn Girl to bring her back to the future before she does anymore damage.
-Kendra James was wonderful playing the part of the Weather Witch. As a fetish model she shows a great deal of versatility in being able to play a heroine or a villainess. Though a lot of people like myself remember her for her portrayal of Harem Girl, her portrayal of Weather Witch was a treat to watch.
-Star Nine was very convincing as the superheroine Saturn Girl. She just looked and sounded so innocent and she was beautiful also in this. Though her acting was a little rocky, she still gave it her all in front of the camera.
-Good use of props in the story, particularly Weather Witch’s staff which she uses to deflect energy blast and to manipulate energy for offense against Saturn Girl. She even uses her coven cap to pull other props out, namely a collar that she can use on her adversaries to bring them under their control. And she uses the collar prop to great effect when it gets on Saturn Girl by using telekinetic ability to activate it…all she has to do is clench her fist and the collar begins to choke the prisoner.
Now that was very creative!
-Special effects were so-so in this vid, but they were a bit of a con also. (I’ll come back to that later).
-Kendra really stole the show here with her portrayal of Weather Witch. Her character really was an egomaniac and I loved the part where Saturn Girl taunts her about no one believing in her and Kendra throws a tantrum, stomping her feet in anger.
I tried my hardest not to laugh at that part because it was just too cute for words and funny at the same time.
-The villainess decides to get frisky with her captive later on in the story. Kendra forcefully kisses Star Nine and orders her to believe in her, but Star’s character refuses to kowtow to her enemy. Kendra licks at Star’s nipples and forces her to worship her cunt also.
Kendra really loved being the dominator in this…you can just tell from her expressions that she was getting off on her domination of Star Nine.
Cons
-Well, first there’s the thing with the music. When Saturn Girl’s theme plays, it kinda reminded me of Mega Man a little. Though it was fun, whoever was in charge of music made the mistake of switching between her theme and Weather Witch’s during the battle. That kinda made me feel weary when they went back and forth like that.
-The special effects were nice, but they needed a little work. Particularly the thing with the green energy, the pink phaser blasts and the flaming staff. Kendra had Star Nine jumping back and forth over her flaming staff to make it look like she could get burned, but Star’s movements along with the flaming staff just didn’t look like they were in unison with each other.
-There was a part where Kendra got shackled to the ceiling above around the scene where Star was tied up to the cross and she and Star were struggling, trying to kick each other. That part just didn’t make sense because they weren’t close enough to each other for something like that to happen.
-The struggle for the staff, while fun, seemed a little weak. The opponents weren’t really trying to wrestle the staff out of the other’s possession, more like they were trying to overpower the other with it (or at least Saturn Girl tried to).
-Weather Witch’s costume could use a little work. Something about that dress she wore just didn’t scream erotic sorceress. Maybe a leotard and a cape for next time would be better.
-When it came time for Star to get pleasured by Kendra, she looked rather nervous and resistant. While the resistant part was okay, it looked more like she was afraid of Kendra or maybe something else. Whether she was acting or not was anyone’s guess, but the look on her face seemed to say that she was worried about Kendra performing oral on her. That almost killed the scene for me a little.
-The fingering part? Eh…not my cup of tea. Weather Witch could’ve used her powers to create a vibrator or something if she really wanted Saturn Girl to get off during the forced orgasm scene.
-The ending could really use some work. It was just too abrupt for my taste. We needed an outcome or an epilogue to tie in the end results of the struggle…sadly, we don’ get any of that. Just fade to black and that's it.
Final Outcome
Saturn Girl had a great number of flaws in its design, but the producers really pushed themselves to the limit with its creation. Kendra James and Star Nine gave it their all in this story and their performances while mediocre was still entertaining.
Final Score for Saturn Girl: 6 ½ out of 10.
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