The Ultimate Superheroines Forum

The past few days the forum has been going in and out and I cant get on,anyone else having trouble?

Yeah, I've had the same a few times both mobile and static connections

We are looking into the issue.. It's on the server side for sure...

Server. Yeah, right. I believe it's a super heroine group trying to take us out. if someone in a costume and mask doesn't get chloroformed, stripped, and tied up I for one will be terribly disappointed.

MH has posted on these and the chat problems in the Technical issues and in the Site News Announcements section (I think) so can I urge all members to start getting into the habit of just dropping by those two areas when you are experiencing issues as you a) may find a solution (not yet in this case but it is being looked at) or b) can add your experience to the threads which may help solve the problem.

Myself and others are getting a 522 server connection time out error for example, if anyone is getting something different then adding it to the thread may help narrow it down and solve the problem.

Can't believe we're 5 posts into a thread and mobody has blamed the problems on a Marvel SJW virtue signalling safe space agenda and demanded more tits in comics

I heard its the the The Ultimate Super Villains In Prison Forum who are responsible - its a fetish site for heroines who like to see wicked villains in prison imperilment. Their content is disturbing - Supergirl already had a giggle at me when she tweeted some photo-manips they have on that forum .... TallyHo making car license plates - DrDominator9 running the prison library - me working in the prison kitchen peeling potatoes - richpartist being carried over some big black henchman's shoulders to the showers...... as if anyone could be turned on by such things!

Did the henchman remember to pat Rich's butt?

Seems it's getting worse. Every time I go to the home page it tells me I've got new PM's, even though I've already read all of them.

I mean, it strokes my ego and everything, but just thought I'd put that out there.

Heroine Addict wrote:Did the henchman remember to pat Rich's butt?

SG tweets that apparently some user called WondarWomyn at the TUSVIP Forum insists on it!

Disciple wrote:Seems it's getting worse. Every time I go to the home page it tells me I've got new PM's, even though I've already read all of them.

I mean, it strokes my ego and everything, but just thought I'd put that out there.

I get that on my mobile but not so much on my laptop.

I am not having any problems. I access via WIFI by using my laptop.

I think I might have it stablized. The server hasn't restarted itself for a 12 hour period, I'll continue to monitor...

You sound like Scotty in Star Trek.

Say 'The server cannae tek it Captin!'

Disciple wrote:Seems it's getting worse. Every time I go to the home page it tells me I've got new PM's, even though I've already read all of them.

I mean, it strokes my ego and everything, but just thought I'd put that out there.

It seems the whole site reverts to a few minutes/hours ago, with recent posts disappearing. Refreshing the page fixes things some of the time.

It's as if we're getting the most recently saved copy in place of a 522 error.

That could be. I'll clear out the caches so everyone gets a fresh reload of the site.

Heroine Addict wrote:Did the henchman remember to pat Rich's butt?

Was he "chlorofoamed"?

............All this kind of talk.........its getting warmer in here

Richpartist wrote:............All this kind of talk.........its getting warmer in here

Oh you dick! I've got that bloody Nelly song stuck in my head now!

The one about the elephant packing her trunk and saying goodbye to the circus?

Clearly the fault of Russian hacking.

What problems? It has been working perfe

Heroine Addict wrote:The one about the elephant packing her trunk and saying goodbye to the circus?

Well played sir

Anyone else still having trouble accessing this site from time to time? It keeps timing out and saying unavailable- at least daily.

Yes. MH has some plans that will come to fruition soon, hopefully that will resolve the problems.

"The emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation"

I find your lack of faith disturbing....

So here is how my mind works...
The Forum ha been going in amd out......in and out of who or what?

I am not able to get on.....some of us are not able to get off!!

This server that keeps going down....is she a slut or what? Tell her to stop or punish her! But hey a girl's gotta have it!

The screen keeps locking up on me.....cool...is it using an armbinder, cuffsnor rope?

But before it was working better....

I have been trying to switch to a script pooling option that is supposed to make the site faster but it's still buggy apparently. So I am going to abandon that for now.

The site should be stable from this point forward..Let me know if you're still having trouble.

Thanks for all the work you put into this site.

do you use a 3rd party package for your web page pool or is that home grown?

It's php-fpm

One on't cross beam's gone out askew on't treadle.

Any better? Worse?

Sometimes it takes longer than others to initially load the main menu listing all the forums, but it isn't consistent on when. Usually I just come back later.

Better