The Ultimate Superheroines Forum

Based on my observation, I am able to formulate the above law :p which goes as follows:

Superheroines in peril tend to remain in peril.

a very astute observation.

Corollary: Superheroines at rest tend to have been rendered so by peril.

The First Law of Inertia: put heroines (and The Flash) in peril.

LiteroticaKatie wrote:Based on my observation, I am able to formulate the above law :p which goes as follows:

Superheroines in peril tend to remain in peril.

All the better for us don't you think

The Second Law of Superheroines (as formulated by me, KatieTay):

For every superheroine, there is at least one equal or stronger supervillainess.

:p

I thought the first law was that we dont talk about Superheroines in Peril?

tallyho wrote:I thought the first law was that we dont talk about Superheroines in Peril?

I'm all for the sixth law: no shirts.

Zeroth Law: every superheroine has a weakness.

Costumes must be sexy and stylish!

We must be pure...at least until we are married.....being virginal is part of being a heroine!! Upstanding role models for girls everywhere!

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single villain in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a superheroine.

All superheroines must have a sexy fit athletic body with bold thighs and tight ass! Overconfident attitude a definite must. LOL

3rd Law: There is no such thing as an invincible superheroine who doesn't have a weakness.

Corollary: The superheroine's nemesis will inevitably learn about her weakness and exploit it.

I love all the other spoofs and corollaries you guys have thought up. :p

The tinier the costume, the greater the peril.

For every witty retort, there is an equal and opposite peril awaiting her.

For 'Superheroine sidekick' read 'liability'

Any super heroine's costume should be wearable by a swimming pool or in one.

As a heroine,you are going to get knocked out and possibly fondled