Knightmare and Dreamgirl #1
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:25 pm
PART 1
Renee Montoya was the best detective in Gotham City, but that wasn’t enough for the Dominican beauty. Unlike most frustrated cops, Renee was “making a difference”, but she decided it was time to turn in her badge and gun. The corruption within the Gotham City Police Department was out of control. She just couldn’t stand being around it anymore. She also came to admire the great work Batman and his operatives had done. “Now, that’s how you help people.” thought Renee, and a new vigilante was born!
Renee began training determined to get into the best shape of her life, along with expanding her fighting skills. Through her friendship with Jim Gordon, she was able to meet Batman who was willing to train her. Batman was always hesitant about training new crime fighters, but he respected Montoya’s police work, and knew she was capable. While Renee was thrilled to have Batman’s approval, she couldn’t believe what happened at the end of their training as Batman gave her a utility belt and a check for a large sum of money. While Renee had savings and the support of her live-in girlfriend Hannah, Batman’s money would set her up long-term.
“You’ll never believe what happened today!” yelled an elated Renee as she walked into the apartment she shared with Hannah. Hannah was petite with short blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes. Renee opened her bag and took out the utility belt. “Wow!” said Hannah “That’s awesome! I designed a great costume, but I wasn’t sure what you would do for supplies and gadgets…and from Batman, no less!” “Yep, and look at this” said Renee holding up the check. “Damn, that’s a lot of zeroes”, said Hannah with a huge smile. The lovers hugged and Renee lifted the smaller Hannah off the ground. “You’re really getting strong!” laughed Hannah. “Okay, put me down…it’s time to model your costume, and I’ve REALLY been looking forward to that!”
“Wow! You look great!” said Hannah as Renee walked out in her costume consisting of a black, spandex leotard, a very short, blue cape, blue gloves and boots, and a black mask much like Robin’s. The leotard had a sword logo on the chest that was blue with white trim as Rene’s codename would be “Knightmare”. “Knight” was a tribute to Batman, who was often called “The Dark Knight”, and the sword was just a cool looking symbol for a knight. The codename also played into the Batman legend as Renee hoped to put fear into criminals.
“How does it feel?” asked Hannah “Great!” answered Renee “Kind of sexy ha, ha!” “I know” smiled Hannah “Turn around…turn around!” “Oh, you’re bad”, said Renee with a smirk. “You could have given me a little more coverage back here…my butt really hangs out” “Nah!” said Hannah “I love it, and it’s not exactly easy covering YOUR butt…J-Lo has NOTHING on you, girlfriend!” “Very funny” said Renee with a smile “Are you done admiring the view?” “Yes” said Hannah as she grabbed Renee by the hand and turned her around.
“Just be careful”, said Hannah with her hands around Renee’s waist. “I’m really happy that you’re doing this. I know how miserable you were with the GCPD…I lived it, and it’s so good to see you get your spirit back. Still, I’m really worried about you.” “Awww…thanks” said Renee as a tear trickled down her cheek. “I really couldn’t have done this without you…I love you…” The women kissed. “Even though this costume keeps riding up my butt ha, ha!”
“Alright, I’m off”, said Renee “There’s this corrupt cop who I’m going after first. I know the bar that he frequents…he does a lot of ‘business’ out of there…time to shut his ass down!” Hannah sighed, “I won’t say it…just take him down, and get back here as soon as you can.”
Knightmare climbed through a window on to the fire escape, then down to her car. “I really need a cave or something”, she thought “And for now my old, black Corvette will have to do…it’s no Batmobile, but it is kind of cool, I guess.”
“Gosh, I’m nervous, but excited at the same time”, thought Knightmare as she drove up to the bar “Just have to keep thinking of all the good I can do as Knightmare…things I could never do as Renee Montoya: Detective.”
“Oh brother, another one of Batman’s clowns” said the bartender as Knightmare entered the establishment. “Well, at least you’re a hot piece of ass…not some teenage boy in his underwear. “Stop talking, and start listening!” said Knightmare as she grabbed the bartender by the shirt. “Where’s James Sullivan? I know he’s a regular here.” “He isn’t here!” yelled the bartender.
“No, I’m here!” said Sullivan who came walking out of a back office “Thanks, Bobby, but I’ll handle this…I don’t sweat these super hero types.” Knightmare’s skin began to crawl as Sullivan stood in front of her. He had his hands in everything…prostitution, gambling, drugs and guns.
“Well, you’re a new one”, said Sullivan as he sized up Knightmare. “Maybe, you’d like to get up on the bar, and dance for us?” “Hell, yeah!” said another man who snuck up behind Knightmare and slapped her buttocks. “You sick pervert!” yelled Knightmare as she quickly turned, and elbowed the man in the head followed by a kick to the stomach. Sullivan tried to take advantage of the distraction by choking Knightmare from behind, but the new hero elbowed him in the stomach, then grabbed him by the arm and flipped him over her shoulder to the ground. Sullivan hit the floor with a loud “thud” as Knightmare maintained a hold on his arm.
“Yes, scumbag, I’m new”, said Knightmare in a very forceful tone “But I’m not new to this city…I know what you’ve been up to, and you’re going to start talking or I break your damn arm!” “ARGHHHHHHH!” yelled Sullivan as Knightmare applied more pressure to the arm. “Talk!!!”
Knightmare, consumed by her anger, didn’t notice Bobby the bartender sneaking up from behind on her. “This one is on the house”, said the bartender as he cracked a bottle of beer over the vigilante’s head. Knightmare let out a loud scream before she dropped to the floor unconscious. “Thanks, Bobby”, said Sullivan, “I love these super hero types…they have all their Kung Fu, gadgets, and little costumes, and all it takes is a good old-fashioned bottle to take ’em out. She’s sleeping like a baby.
“Sully, can we have a little fun with her?” asked the man who slapped Knightmare’s butt. “Nah, we ain’t foolin’ around with her…she could be connected to the Bat. I’m tying her up, then in the morning she’s going out in the dumpster with the trash. That big old truck will crush her…problem solved. Here’s one last look, horn-dog.” Sullivan lifted up the unconscious Knightmare. “Damn!” said the man as Knightmare’s leotard was wedged high between her bottom cheeks. “I think I’m about to O.D. on crack!”
Sullivan dragged Knightmare back to his office and tied her hands behind her back, and her ankles together. “Hi, honey”, said Sullivan on his cell phone “Just wanted to let you know that I’ll be spending the night here…have some business to take care of. Yeah, one of those pain-in-the-ass superheroes has to be dealt with. I’ll see ya in the morning. Love you, too.”
The next morning…
“Ohhhhh…my head”, thought Knightmare who finally regained consciousness “I got careless and paid the price…damn, he has me tied up…wonder what he has planned for me? It can’t be good. Can’t reach my belt…wish I could reach my leotard…I have a giant wedgie.”
“Hey, you’re awake!” said Sullivan “I don’t think I got your name…is it ‘Batbutt’? Or ‘Bigbutt’? Maybe ‘Wedgie Woman?’”. “No, it’s Knightmare, you creep!” yelled the defiant crime fighter. Sullivan laughed “Ooooooo! ‘Knightmare’…you’re scary.” “I will be when I bust your ass, scumbag!” “Ummm, you do realize that you’re all tied up and my captive?” said Sullivan dismissively.
“Anyway, it’s time for you to go.” said Sullivan as pulled Knightmare up off a couch. The heroine struggled, but there wasn’t much she could do with her hands and legs bound. “Move!” yelled the dirty cop as he smacked Knightmare’s exposed bottom. “You’ll pay for that!” yelled the incensed crime fighter. “Yeah, whatever” responded Sullivan as he pushed Knightmare through a door in the back on to a platform outside the building. “Nooooooo!” yelled Knightmare as Sullivan pushed her into the dumpster below. “Oh, shut up”, said Sullivan “It’s a good thing the trash company doesn’t charge us by the pound with that fat ass of yours!” “You haven’t seen the last of me!” declared Knightmare “I will be….” “Damn, you don’t shut up.” interrupted Sullivan as he slammed down the dumpster’s doors drowning out the helpless heroine’s threats.
“Great bravado, Renee, but that’s not gonna save your ass”, thought Knightmare “Gosh I hate that $%&#*@# guy! It stinks in here…damn ropes are so tight. I have to find a way out before the truck comes for the pick-up. Maybe this wasn’t such a good career move? If I had a gun, I may not be in this mess, but I promised Batman that I wouldn’t use one. Can’t let doubt creep in now…especially now. I have to find a way out. Looks like there could be some sharp edges on the dumpster walls.”
As Knightmare struggled to free herself, the large garbage truck arrived. “OH NO…NOOOOOO!” Knightmare screamed, but to no avail as the truck began lifting the dumpster. Of course, the driver wasn’t able to hear her over the loud engine and machinery running. “Come on!”, thought the crime fighter as she scraped the ropes against a sharp edge. “I did it!” said Knightmare as the rope around her wrists broke. “Now just untie my feet and I’m out of here.”. Knightmare freed her legs and opened the dumpster door. “Oh brother…looks like a 20 foot drop. Besides this wedgie-inducing leotard, Hannah didn’t exactly do me a favor with these high-heel boots. Well, here goes nothing!”. Knightmare took a deep breath then leaped to safety just before the trash dropped into the compactor.
“Oh, that hurt”, thought Knightmare as she lay on the ground after the drop. “But I’m still alive. I’d like to go back in the bar and kick Sullivan’s ass, but I need to regroup. I’m not sure I could handle him right now. My body is shaking…and I REALLY need a shower.” Knightmare used her remaining strength to get to her car then drove back to her apartment. “No energy for the fire escape, but I can just throw on this trench coat, take off the mask, then I’m plain, old Renee again.”
“Thank God you’re back”, said Hannah as Renee walked gingerly through the door, “You were gone a long time…it didn’t go well?” “Not really”, answered Renee, “I let my anger get the best of me, made the typical rookie mistakes, and got captured. I was tied up in his office all night, and he nearly killed me this morning…I was lucky to escape.” “Oh, sweetie”, said Hannah as she put her arms around Renee. “Whoa!”, exclaimed Hannah as her face crumpled. “Sorry, I kind of smell” said Renee “He threw me in a dumpster…let me get out this costume and into the shower. I’m sorry I ruined your costume.” “Don’t worry”, said Hannah, “I made plenty of them. I figured you’d be wearing one everyday…I didn’t count on you being thrown in a dumpster, but I figured they’d start smelling like ‘butt’ if you wore one more than once without cleaning.” “Gee, thanks”, said Renee with a half smile “I’m getting in the shower, but I’m really sore…I think I’m going to need someone to soap me up.” “I think I’m gonna really like your superhero career!” said Hannah with a huge smile.
After a shower and some other assorted fun with Hannah, Renee knew what she had to do. “It’s time to go after Sullivan again”. “Are you sure you’re ready?” asked a concerned Hannah “That was a really nasty cut on your head”. “I’m ready”, said Renee, “And this time I’m going to play it smarter…in a bar there are too many variables, but if I go to Sullivan’s house, it’s just me and him. I have his address from my GCPD days.”
Again, Renee dawned her Knightmare costume and drove to Sullivan’s residence. “Yeah, like anyone could afford this house on a cop’s salary”, said Knightmare in disgust, “Not sure if Sullivan’s here, but I’m going in.”.
“Batman’s utility belt rules!”, thought Knightmare as she used a gadget to open the front door. “Of course, Sullivan’s a typical dirty cop…buys all the status things, but cheaps out on a security system. Very quiet…I wonder if anyone is here? Time to look around.”
“Bet there’s something important in this trunk”, thought Knightmare as she knelt down in front of it. Once again, a Bat-gadget easily opened the trunk “Bingo! Looks like guns and drugs that he took from evidence. This will be very useful”.
Meanwhile, unbeknownst to Knightmare, she was being watched. “Looks like we have a visitor”, thought Nancy Sullivan, James Sullivan’s wife. “Not sure who she is, but she’s way too big to be Batgirl…and that costume is a lot skimpier. Why does she bother with that cape? It doesn’t even come down over her ass. My God, I thought she was wearing a thong, but she just had a huge wedgie that she’s now picking right in front of me. What a loser! Well, I think I have a little surprise for Ms. Wedgie, ha, ha.”
What surprise does Mrs. Sullivan have for Knightmare? It can’t be good!
Will Knightmare finally stop the corrupt cop, or will she become his captive again? (Gee, what do you think? :twisted: )
And who is Dreamgirl?
Renee Montoya was the best detective in Gotham City, but that wasn’t enough for the Dominican beauty. Unlike most frustrated cops, Renee was “making a difference”, but she decided it was time to turn in her badge and gun. The corruption within the Gotham City Police Department was out of control. She just couldn’t stand being around it anymore. She also came to admire the great work Batman and his operatives had done. “Now, that’s how you help people.” thought Renee, and a new vigilante was born!
Renee began training determined to get into the best shape of her life, along with expanding her fighting skills. Through her friendship with Jim Gordon, she was able to meet Batman who was willing to train her. Batman was always hesitant about training new crime fighters, but he respected Montoya’s police work, and knew she was capable. While Renee was thrilled to have Batman’s approval, she couldn’t believe what happened at the end of their training as Batman gave her a utility belt and a check for a large sum of money. While Renee had savings and the support of her live-in girlfriend Hannah, Batman’s money would set her up long-term.
“You’ll never believe what happened today!” yelled an elated Renee as she walked into the apartment she shared with Hannah. Hannah was petite with short blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes. Renee opened her bag and took out the utility belt. “Wow!” said Hannah “That’s awesome! I designed a great costume, but I wasn’t sure what you would do for supplies and gadgets…and from Batman, no less!” “Yep, and look at this” said Renee holding up the check. “Damn, that’s a lot of zeroes”, said Hannah with a huge smile. The lovers hugged and Renee lifted the smaller Hannah off the ground. “You’re really getting strong!” laughed Hannah. “Okay, put me down…it’s time to model your costume, and I’ve REALLY been looking forward to that!”
“Wow! You look great!” said Hannah as Renee walked out in her costume consisting of a black, spandex leotard, a very short, blue cape, blue gloves and boots, and a black mask much like Robin’s. The leotard had a sword logo on the chest that was blue with white trim as Rene’s codename would be “Knightmare”. “Knight” was a tribute to Batman, who was often called “The Dark Knight”, and the sword was just a cool looking symbol for a knight. The codename also played into the Batman legend as Renee hoped to put fear into criminals.
“How does it feel?” asked Hannah “Great!” answered Renee “Kind of sexy ha, ha!” “I know” smiled Hannah “Turn around…turn around!” “Oh, you’re bad”, said Renee with a smirk. “You could have given me a little more coverage back here…my butt really hangs out” “Nah!” said Hannah “I love it, and it’s not exactly easy covering YOUR butt…J-Lo has NOTHING on you, girlfriend!” “Very funny” said Renee with a smile “Are you done admiring the view?” “Yes” said Hannah as she grabbed Renee by the hand and turned her around.
“Just be careful”, said Hannah with her hands around Renee’s waist. “I’m really happy that you’re doing this. I know how miserable you were with the GCPD…I lived it, and it’s so good to see you get your spirit back. Still, I’m really worried about you.” “Awww…thanks” said Renee as a tear trickled down her cheek. “I really couldn’t have done this without you…I love you…” The women kissed. “Even though this costume keeps riding up my butt ha, ha!”
“Alright, I’m off”, said Renee “There’s this corrupt cop who I’m going after first. I know the bar that he frequents…he does a lot of ‘business’ out of there…time to shut his ass down!” Hannah sighed, “I won’t say it…just take him down, and get back here as soon as you can.”
Knightmare climbed through a window on to the fire escape, then down to her car. “I really need a cave or something”, she thought “And for now my old, black Corvette will have to do…it’s no Batmobile, but it is kind of cool, I guess.”
“Gosh, I’m nervous, but excited at the same time”, thought Knightmare as she drove up to the bar “Just have to keep thinking of all the good I can do as Knightmare…things I could never do as Renee Montoya: Detective.”
“Oh brother, another one of Batman’s clowns” said the bartender as Knightmare entered the establishment. “Well, at least you’re a hot piece of ass…not some teenage boy in his underwear. “Stop talking, and start listening!” said Knightmare as she grabbed the bartender by the shirt. “Where’s James Sullivan? I know he’s a regular here.” “He isn’t here!” yelled the bartender.
“No, I’m here!” said Sullivan who came walking out of a back office “Thanks, Bobby, but I’ll handle this…I don’t sweat these super hero types.” Knightmare’s skin began to crawl as Sullivan stood in front of her. He had his hands in everything…prostitution, gambling, drugs and guns.
“Well, you’re a new one”, said Sullivan as he sized up Knightmare. “Maybe, you’d like to get up on the bar, and dance for us?” “Hell, yeah!” said another man who snuck up behind Knightmare and slapped her buttocks. “You sick pervert!” yelled Knightmare as she quickly turned, and elbowed the man in the head followed by a kick to the stomach. Sullivan tried to take advantage of the distraction by choking Knightmare from behind, but the new hero elbowed him in the stomach, then grabbed him by the arm and flipped him over her shoulder to the ground. Sullivan hit the floor with a loud “thud” as Knightmare maintained a hold on his arm.
“Yes, scumbag, I’m new”, said Knightmare in a very forceful tone “But I’m not new to this city…I know what you’ve been up to, and you’re going to start talking or I break your damn arm!” “ARGHHHHHHH!” yelled Sullivan as Knightmare applied more pressure to the arm. “Talk!!!”
Knightmare, consumed by her anger, didn’t notice Bobby the bartender sneaking up from behind on her. “This one is on the house”, said the bartender as he cracked a bottle of beer over the vigilante’s head. Knightmare let out a loud scream before she dropped to the floor unconscious. “Thanks, Bobby”, said Sullivan, “I love these super hero types…they have all their Kung Fu, gadgets, and little costumes, and all it takes is a good old-fashioned bottle to take ’em out. She’s sleeping like a baby.
“Sully, can we have a little fun with her?” asked the man who slapped Knightmare’s butt. “Nah, we ain’t foolin’ around with her…she could be connected to the Bat. I’m tying her up, then in the morning she’s going out in the dumpster with the trash. That big old truck will crush her…problem solved. Here’s one last look, horn-dog.” Sullivan lifted up the unconscious Knightmare. “Damn!” said the man as Knightmare’s leotard was wedged high between her bottom cheeks. “I think I’m about to O.D. on crack!”
Sullivan dragged Knightmare back to his office and tied her hands behind her back, and her ankles together. “Hi, honey”, said Sullivan on his cell phone “Just wanted to let you know that I’ll be spending the night here…have some business to take care of. Yeah, one of those pain-in-the-ass superheroes has to be dealt with. I’ll see ya in the morning. Love you, too.”
The next morning…
“Ohhhhh…my head”, thought Knightmare who finally regained consciousness “I got careless and paid the price…damn, he has me tied up…wonder what he has planned for me? It can’t be good. Can’t reach my belt…wish I could reach my leotard…I have a giant wedgie.”
“Hey, you’re awake!” said Sullivan “I don’t think I got your name…is it ‘Batbutt’? Or ‘Bigbutt’? Maybe ‘Wedgie Woman?’”. “No, it’s Knightmare, you creep!” yelled the defiant crime fighter. Sullivan laughed “Ooooooo! ‘Knightmare’…you’re scary.” “I will be when I bust your ass, scumbag!” “Ummm, you do realize that you’re all tied up and my captive?” said Sullivan dismissively.
“Anyway, it’s time for you to go.” said Sullivan as pulled Knightmare up off a couch. The heroine struggled, but there wasn’t much she could do with her hands and legs bound. “Move!” yelled the dirty cop as he smacked Knightmare’s exposed bottom. “You’ll pay for that!” yelled the incensed crime fighter. “Yeah, whatever” responded Sullivan as he pushed Knightmare through a door in the back on to a platform outside the building. “Nooooooo!” yelled Knightmare as Sullivan pushed her into the dumpster below. “Oh, shut up”, said Sullivan “It’s a good thing the trash company doesn’t charge us by the pound with that fat ass of yours!” “You haven’t seen the last of me!” declared Knightmare “I will be….” “Damn, you don’t shut up.” interrupted Sullivan as he slammed down the dumpster’s doors drowning out the helpless heroine’s threats.
“Great bravado, Renee, but that’s not gonna save your ass”, thought Knightmare “Gosh I hate that $%&#*@# guy! It stinks in here…damn ropes are so tight. I have to find a way out before the truck comes for the pick-up. Maybe this wasn’t such a good career move? If I had a gun, I may not be in this mess, but I promised Batman that I wouldn’t use one. Can’t let doubt creep in now…especially now. I have to find a way out. Looks like there could be some sharp edges on the dumpster walls.”
As Knightmare struggled to free herself, the large garbage truck arrived. “OH NO…NOOOOOO!” Knightmare screamed, but to no avail as the truck began lifting the dumpster. Of course, the driver wasn’t able to hear her over the loud engine and machinery running. “Come on!”, thought the crime fighter as she scraped the ropes against a sharp edge. “I did it!” said Knightmare as the rope around her wrists broke. “Now just untie my feet and I’m out of here.”. Knightmare freed her legs and opened the dumpster door. “Oh brother…looks like a 20 foot drop. Besides this wedgie-inducing leotard, Hannah didn’t exactly do me a favor with these high-heel boots. Well, here goes nothing!”. Knightmare took a deep breath then leaped to safety just before the trash dropped into the compactor.
“Oh, that hurt”, thought Knightmare as she lay on the ground after the drop. “But I’m still alive. I’d like to go back in the bar and kick Sullivan’s ass, but I need to regroup. I’m not sure I could handle him right now. My body is shaking…and I REALLY need a shower.” Knightmare used her remaining strength to get to her car then drove back to her apartment. “No energy for the fire escape, but I can just throw on this trench coat, take off the mask, then I’m plain, old Renee again.”
“Thank God you’re back”, said Hannah as Renee walked gingerly through the door, “You were gone a long time…it didn’t go well?” “Not really”, answered Renee, “I let my anger get the best of me, made the typical rookie mistakes, and got captured. I was tied up in his office all night, and he nearly killed me this morning…I was lucky to escape.” “Oh, sweetie”, said Hannah as she put her arms around Renee. “Whoa!”, exclaimed Hannah as her face crumpled. “Sorry, I kind of smell” said Renee “He threw me in a dumpster…let me get out this costume and into the shower. I’m sorry I ruined your costume.” “Don’t worry”, said Hannah, “I made plenty of them. I figured you’d be wearing one everyday…I didn’t count on you being thrown in a dumpster, but I figured they’d start smelling like ‘butt’ if you wore one more than once without cleaning.” “Gee, thanks”, said Renee with a half smile “I’m getting in the shower, but I’m really sore…I think I’m going to need someone to soap me up.” “I think I’m gonna really like your superhero career!” said Hannah with a huge smile.
After a shower and some other assorted fun with Hannah, Renee knew what she had to do. “It’s time to go after Sullivan again”. “Are you sure you’re ready?” asked a concerned Hannah “That was a really nasty cut on your head”. “I’m ready”, said Renee, “And this time I’m going to play it smarter…in a bar there are too many variables, but if I go to Sullivan’s house, it’s just me and him. I have his address from my GCPD days.”
Again, Renee dawned her Knightmare costume and drove to Sullivan’s residence. “Yeah, like anyone could afford this house on a cop’s salary”, said Knightmare in disgust, “Not sure if Sullivan’s here, but I’m going in.”.
“Batman’s utility belt rules!”, thought Knightmare as she used a gadget to open the front door. “Of course, Sullivan’s a typical dirty cop…buys all the status things, but cheaps out on a security system. Very quiet…I wonder if anyone is here? Time to look around.”
“Bet there’s something important in this trunk”, thought Knightmare as she knelt down in front of it. Once again, a Bat-gadget easily opened the trunk “Bingo! Looks like guns and drugs that he took from evidence. This will be very useful”.
Meanwhile, unbeknownst to Knightmare, she was being watched. “Looks like we have a visitor”, thought Nancy Sullivan, James Sullivan’s wife. “Not sure who she is, but she’s way too big to be Batgirl…and that costume is a lot skimpier. Why does she bother with that cape? It doesn’t even come down over her ass. My God, I thought she was wearing a thong, but she just had a huge wedgie that she’s now picking right in front of me. What a loser! Well, I think I have a little surprise for Ms. Wedgie, ha, ha.”
What surprise does Mrs. Sullivan have for Knightmare? It can’t be good!
Will Knightmare finally stop the corrupt cop, or will she become his captive again? (Gee, what do you think? :twisted: )
And who is Dreamgirl?