Anchorwoman slips up, film at 11!
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:21 am
Get out your cheese and camp for a quickly written Halloween story with a new heroine and villain. WIll finish up tomorrow night:
“And that’ll do it this evening, from all of us here at KCTC have a safe and Happy Halloween.”
“And we’re clear”
“Good job everyone”
“You too Brooke, any plans tonight?”
“Off to a party with the girls. How about you?”
“Hopefully going to have a lucky lady carve my pumpkin if you know what I mean.”
“You are a pig Sonny! Well I feel sorry for whoever that poor woman is, but have a good time none the less. See you tomorrow, no hangovers please.”
“Me? What about you Miss Grey Goose? Plenty of aspirin tonight before playing with your boy toys…”
“Oh very classy. From the people’s anchor no less” responded Sonny to the middle finger salute given to him by Brooke.
This was a typical exchange between the 2 Anchors for KCTC’s 6 o’clock news. They were good friends both on and off the set.
Brooke Baxter was a striking brunette who had been at the station since graduating college 5 years ago. Quickly rising from intern to lead anchor, she was adored by the people of Center City, thus earning her the nickname “The People’s Anchor.” She was 5’9 with hazel eyes and a great laugh.
Brooke loved Center City and always made it a point to stop and talk to people who were fans.
Tonight was Halloween and she was meeting her best friends to go to a party at their buddy Jeremy’s house. She had to quickly race home and change into her beer wench costume and get to the party. She also had to stop and get a pumpkin to display one of her famous carvings. A few years back she did a story on pumpkin carving and was shown how to carve an extreme pumpkin. Since then she carves the pumpkin at whatever party she attends to the amazement of her friends.
After changing into her costume, she headed to the store to buy a pumpkin. As she drove she passed a pumpkin patch which had opened for the first time this year. Always looking to help out the economy of local businesses, Brooke turned around and pulled in.
She walked into the patch and was immediately excited by the festivity of the place. In addition to the countless ones hanging overhead, there were hundreds of pumpkins stacked 10-15 deep on bales of hay. Brooke walked around and jumped when someone dressed as a ghoul jumped out from behind one of the haystacks sending the children screaming. She laughed at the kids and at herself.
She got a text from her friend Julie:
“Where are you, everyone is waiting?”
She replied:
“Getting a pumpkin, be there in 15”
Brooke found a pumpkin she liked and brought it to the front. She was greeted by a woman with orange and black streaked hair.
“Very cool hair. I really like this place, totally festive” said the Anchorwoman.
“Thanks. Halloween is my favorite holiday.” Replied the woman. “Hey you’re that news woman. You’re not here to do a story are you?
“No. Just on my way to a party and needed a pumpkin. Had I known about this place I would have done a story. It’s really good for the community.” Said Brooke.
“Yeah I’m new here. Thought it would be fun to open up a patch, so here we are.”
“Well thanks, happy Halloween” said Brooke as she walked away from the counter.
She climbed into her car and set the pumpkin on the passenger seat. When she did she noticed the top had already been cut. But when she pulled on it, the top would not move. “Weird, it’s been glued.”
Brooke noticed a family walking back to their car and she hopped out and asked to look at their pumpkin. Same thing, top had been re-sealed with glue. Same with the other 5 she checked.
It was near 8pm now and was desperately late to Jeremy’s party. She had gotten 2 more messages from her friends who were not happy with her. But something was weird about these pumpkins. “Why were the lids cut off and then glued back on?” She wondered to herself.
“The patch closes at 8, so I’ll just pop in and have a quick look” Brooke whispered. She arrived back at 830 and the patch was dark.
After seeing the woman with the orange and black hair leave, Brooke stealthily approached the patch no longer in her pirate costume but in something much different.
Her auburn hair was let down and her eyes covered by a powder blue mask. The top half of her athletic frame wore a skin tight baby blue top, while she sported also sported a baby blue mini skirt. Her legs were encased in royal blue tights. As she walked her knee hi boots made little sound. She wore a belt around her waist that holstered a long skinny rod. Across her chest was a symbol of a ships anchor. Brooke Baxter was not just a news woman; she was also Center City’s prized protector “Anchorwoman”. Pun intended
The Auburn beauty glided into the patch and quickly found that every pumpkin had been previously opened at the top and then glued shut. The patch was deserted so she made her way around back, finding a locked shed. She unholstered her weapon which was shaped like a microphone and turned the dial. After finding the setting she liked a lock pick popped out of the top. She quickly popped open the lock and opened the door and found something other than pumpkin seeds.
The shed was filled with all sorts of drugs. Cocaine, heroin you name it. She opened a pumpkin and it contained several bags of coke. “That’s why the tops are cut off. They bring the drugs in the pumpkins.” Anchorwoman thought to herself. “This is big, I’ve got to call downtown and alert them.”
But before she could contact the police, she heard a car pull back into the patch! AW quickly locked the shed and hid out to see who was coming.
A 5’6 woman approached in a costume that resembled a walking pumpkin. She had on an black leotard and booties, orange elbow length gloves and mask, and orange tights. The woman’s hair was similar to the one who helped Brooke earlier.
She walked towards the shed when Anchorwoman sprung into action.
“Hold it right there! You are under arrest.” Ordered the purple protector pointing her microphone weapon at the woman dressed like a pumpkin.
“Anchorwoman. I must admit, I’m surprised to see you.” Answered the woman.
“You shouldn’t be Miss…? Who are you anyway?” asked AW
“Jaki O’ Lantern.” Replied the woman.
“Jak O’ Lantern? Obsessed with the Kennedy’s are we?” quipped AW
“No, just Halloween.”
“Well no matter Jaki O’…O’ Lantern or whatever you call yourself. You know your name is really hard to say, it’s like someone just desperately made it up because it’s Halloween. I’m going to stick with Lantern if you don’t mind.” Said AW
“Whatever you want Anchorwoman. So now what?” asked Lantern
“You show me where everything is. Money, drugs, weapons. Who your connection is, the works. Then you go to jail.” Answered AW in a stern voice.
“OK show me what you want to see.” Replied Lantern
“Open that shed over there. Where are the keys?” Ordered AW pointing to a bigger one behind the one she had already been in.
“IN the ceramic pumpkin behind the counter.” Answered Lantern.
“Move!” ordered AW still training her microphone weapon on Lantern.
“OK Harriet Potter, just don’t shoot me with your hand.” Snickered the pumpkin clad villain.
“Keep it up Lantern, and this “wand” will come to life in a way you don’t want to see happen. I’ll pump you full of a tranquilizer that can keep an elephant down for 2 hours.”
Lantern had heard stories about AW’s microphone. It was armed to the teeth with a tazer, dart gun, knife, lock pick, blow torch, truth gas as well as sleeping gas. And it was one hell of a blackjack if need be. It is activated by turning a small dial on the middle of it selecting the desired weapon.
They got to the counter in the middle of the patch and stopped. “The keys are in there.” Pointed Lantern. “Have at it.”
“Please Lantern, do you think I am an idiot? You open the pumpkin and get the keys. If you think I am just going to waltz up and open that thing that is probably rigged to shock whoever touches it or better yet rigged with a bomb full of knockout gas that explodes in the face of whoever opens it, you’re nuts. Open it!”
Lantern put the pumpkin on top of the counter and opened the top. AW took a step back in case it was booby trapped but nothing happened. Lantern reached in and grabbed the keys. “You sure you’re on drugs Anchorwoman? Totally paranoid.”
“Move it Lantern.” Ordered AW.
The two women made their way back to the bigger shed and Lantern opened the door. It was much like the smaller shed AW was in earlier.
“Over there and sit down” ordered AW motioning Lantern to the middle of the shed. Anchorwoman looked at the pumpkins and they were all similar to the ones in the other shed. “Is this everything Lantern? Where is the money? If you tell me now it will go much better for you downtown.”
“This is pretty much everything. They are organized by drug. Coke over there, heroin over here. The white ones have the money” said a deflated Lantern who knew she was in trouble.
Holstering her weapon, she continued to search the pumpkins finding a copious amount of drugs along the way. Her boots scratched across the dirty floor as she got to the white ones where the money was.
She counted about 20 white pumpkins. “How much is in each one Lantern?” asked AW
“It depends. Different amounts in everyone.” Replied Lantern.
“I’ll need to get an idea to see how severe the charges are going to be against you. I am going to count some of the money so get comfy, it might be a while” said AW as she popped the lid off of the 1st white pumpkin.
“I’ll stand thanks. It isn’t going to take that long” Replied Lantern. “Oh and Anchorwoman…Trick or treat!
“What’s that supposed to meaaaan ?” said Anchorwoman as she opened the white pumpkin. To her shock, a plume of orange gas exploded from the top of the white pumpkin engulfing her!
The dark haired heroine stumbled away from the smoke spewing pumpkin. AW inhaled a good bit of the pumpkin gas and her legs immediately got weak. Staggering to the other side of the shed to get away from the gas and collect her thoughts, Lantern grabbed another white pumpkin and threw it at the groggy heroine. It bounced off of her ample chest and fell to the floor breaking apart.
Another round of orange gas enveloped Anchorwoman. “Gotta get outta here or I’m cooked.”
But before she moved another pumpkin exploded at her boots. Anchorwoman was reeling and the woman in blue finally collapsed to the floor with a hard thud.
The orange gas dissipated revealing the fallen heroine slumbering away on her back. Lantern stood over AW and said “well kind of an idiot huh?”
Lantern planned her escape to a T and the usually flawless superheroine fell right into her trap.
Lantern quickly began packing up the shed. She had about 30 minutes before Anchorwoman came to and she planned on being long gone when she did. She was a not a violent drug dealer and did not want to hurt anyone permanently, especially Anchorwoman. That would result in a manhunt of epic proportions which would crimp her style.
Both sheds were completely cleaned out and Lantern gave one last look into the shed where Anchorwoman had been felled.
The pumpkin clad villain slyly said, “Off to my party Anchorwoman. Happy Halloween.” And walked out leaving Center City’s prized protector unconscious on the floor.
“And that’ll do it this evening, from all of us here at KCTC have a safe and Happy Halloween.”
“And we’re clear”
“Good job everyone”
“You too Brooke, any plans tonight?”
“Off to a party with the girls. How about you?”
“Hopefully going to have a lucky lady carve my pumpkin if you know what I mean.”
“You are a pig Sonny! Well I feel sorry for whoever that poor woman is, but have a good time none the less. See you tomorrow, no hangovers please.”
“Me? What about you Miss Grey Goose? Plenty of aspirin tonight before playing with your boy toys…”
“Oh very classy. From the people’s anchor no less” responded Sonny to the middle finger salute given to him by Brooke.
This was a typical exchange between the 2 Anchors for KCTC’s 6 o’clock news. They were good friends both on and off the set.
Brooke Baxter was a striking brunette who had been at the station since graduating college 5 years ago. Quickly rising from intern to lead anchor, she was adored by the people of Center City, thus earning her the nickname “The People’s Anchor.” She was 5’9 with hazel eyes and a great laugh.
Brooke loved Center City and always made it a point to stop and talk to people who were fans.
Tonight was Halloween and she was meeting her best friends to go to a party at their buddy Jeremy’s house. She had to quickly race home and change into her beer wench costume and get to the party. She also had to stop and get a pumpkin to display one of her famous carvings. A few years back she did a story on pumpkin carving and was shown how to carve an extreme pumpkin. Since then she carves the pumpkin at whatever party she attends to the amazement of her friends.
After changing into her costume, she headed to the store to buy a pumpkin. As she drove she passed a pumpkin patch which had opened for the first time this year. Always looking to help out the economy of local businesses, Brooke turned around and pulled in.
She walked into the patch and was immediately excited by the festivity of the place. In addition to the countless ones hanging overhead, there were hundreds of pumpkins stacked 10-15 deep on bales of hay. Brooke walked around and jumped when someone dressed as a ghoul jumped out from behind one of the haystacks sending the children screaming. She laughed at the kids and at herself.
She got a text from her friend Julie:
“Where are you, everyone is waiting?”
She replied:
“Getting a pumpkin, be there in 15”
Brooke found a pumpkin she liked and brought it to the front. She was greeted by a woman with orange and black streaked hair.
“Very cool hair. I really like this place, totally festive” said the Anchorwoman.
“Thanks. Halloween is my favorite holiday.” Replied the woman. “Hey you’re that news woman. You’re not here to do a story are you?
“No. Just on my way to a party and needed a pumpkin. Had I known about this place I would have done a story. It’s really good for the community.” Said Brooke.
“Yeah I’m new here. Thought it would be fun to open up a patch, so here we are.”
“Well thanks, happy Halloween” said Brooke as she walked away from the counter.
She climbed into her car and set the pumpkin on the passenger seat. When she did she noticed the top had already been cut. But when she pulled on it, the top would not move. “Weird, it’s been glued.”
Brooke noticed a family walking back to their car and she hopped out and asked to look at their pumpkin. Same thing, top had been re-sealed with glue. Same with the other 5 she checked.
It was near 8pm now and was desperately late to Jeremy’s party. She had gotten 2 more messages from her friends who were not happy with her. But something was weird about these pumpkins. “Why were the lids cut off and then glued back on?” She wondered to herself.
“The patch closes at 8, so I’ll just pop in and have a quick look” Brooke whispered. She arrived back at 830 and the patch was dark.
After seeing the woman with the orange and black hair leave, Brooke stealthily approached the patch no longer in her pirate costume but in something much different.
Her auburn hair was let down and her eyes covered by a powder blue mask. The top half of her athletic frame wore a skin tight baby blue top, while she sported also sported a baby blue mini skirt. Her legs were encased in royal blue tights. As she walked her knee hi boots made little sound. She wore a belt around her waist that holstered a long skinny rod. Across her chest was a symbol of a ships anchor. Brooke Baxter was not just a news woman; she was also Center City’s prized protector “Anchorwoman”. Pun intended
The Auburn beauty glided into the patch and quickly found that every pumpkin had been previously opened at the top and then glued shut. The patch was deserted so she made her way around back, finding a locked shed. She unholstered her weapon which was shaped like a microphone and turned the dial. After finding the setting she liked a lock pick popped out of the top. She quickly popped open the lock and opened the door and found something other than pumpkin seeds.
The shed was filled with all sorts of drugs. Cocaine, heroin you name it. She opened a pumpkin and it contained several bags of coke. “That’s why the tops are cut off. They bring the drugs in the pumpkins.” Anchorwoman thought to herself. “This is big, I’ve got to call downtown and alert them.”
But before she could contact the police, she heard a car pull back into the patch! AW quickly locked the shed and hid out to see who was coming.
A 5’6 woman approached in a costume that resembled a walking pumpkin. She had on an black leotard and booties, orange elbow length gloves and mask, and orange tights. The woman’s hair was similar to the one who helped Brooke earlier.
She walked towards the shed when Anchorwoman sprung into action.
“Hold it right there! You are under arrest.” Ordered the purple protector pointing her microphone weapon at the woman dressed like a pumpkin.
“Anchorwoman. I must admit, I’m surprised to see you.” Answered the woman.
“You shouldn’t be Miss…? Who are you anyway?” asked AW
“Jaki O’ Lantern.” Replied the woman.
“Jak O’ Lantern? Obsessed with the Kennedy’s are we?” quipped AW
“No, just Halloween.”
“Well no matter Jaki O’…O’ Lantern or whatever you call yourself. You know your name is really hard to say, it’s like someone just desperately made it up because it’s Halloween. I’m going to stick with Lantern if you don’t mind.” Said AW
“Whatever you want Anchorwoman. So now what?” asked Lantern
“You show me where everything is. Money, drugs, weapons. Who your connection is, the works. Then you go to jail.” Answered AW in a stern voice.
“OK show me what you want to see.” Replied Lantern
“Open that shed over there. Where are the keys?” Ordered AW pointing to a bigger one behind the one she had already been in.
“IN the ceramic pumpkin behind the counter.” Answered Lantern.
“Move!” ordered AW still training her microphone weapon on Lantern.
“OK Harriet Potter, just don’t shoot me with your hand.” Snickered the pumpkin clad villain.
“Keep it up Lantern, and this “wand” will come to life in a way you don’t want to see happen. I’ll pump you full of a tranquilizer that can keep an elephant down for 2 hours.”
Lantern had heard stories about AW’s microphone. It was armed to the teeth with a tazer, dart gun, knife, lock pick, blow torch, truth gas as well as sleeping gas. And it was one hell of a blackjack if need be. It is activated by turning a small dial on the middle of it selecting the desired weapon.
They got to the counter in the middle of the patch and stopped. “The keys are in there.” Pointed Lantern. “Have at it.”
“Please Lantern, do you think I am an idiot? You open the pumpkin and get the keys. If you think I am just going to waltz up and open that thing that is probably rigged to shock whoever touches it or better yet rigged with a bomb full of knockout gas that explodes in the face of whoever opens it, you’re nuts. Open it!”
Lantern put the pumpkin on top of the counter and opened the top. AW took a step back in case it was booby trapped but nothing happened. Lantern reached in and grabbed the keys. “You sure you’re on drugs Anchorwoman? Totally paranoid.”
“Move it Lantern.” Ordered AW.
The two women made their way back to the bigger shed and Lantern opened the door. It was much like the smaller shed AW was in earlier.
“Over there and sit down” ordered AW motioning Lantern to the middle of the shed. Anchorwoman looked at the pumpkins and they were all similar to the ones in the other shed. “Is this everything Lantern? Where is the money? If you tell me now it will go much better for you downtown.”
“This is pretty much everything. They are organized by drug. Coke over there, heroin over here. The white ones have the money” said a deflated Lantern who knew she was in trouble.
Holstering her weapon, she continued to search the pumpkins finding a copious amount of drugs along the way. Her boots scratched across the dirty floor as she got to the white ones where the money was.
She counted about 20 white pumpkins. “How much is in each one Lantern?” asked AW
“It depends. Different amounts in everyone.” Replied Lantern.
“I’ll need to get an idea to see how severe the charges are going to be against you. I am going to count some of the money so get comfy, it might be a while” said AW as she popped the lid off of the 1st white pumpkin.
“I’ll stand thanks. It isn’t going to take that long” Replied Lantern. “Oh and Anchorwoman…Trick or treat!
“What’s that supposed to meaaaan ?” said Anchorwoman as she opened the white pumpkin. To her shock, a plume of orange gas exploded from the top of the white pumpkin engulfing her!
The dark haired heroine stumbled away from the smoke spewing pumpkin. AW inhaled a good bit of the pumpkin gas and her legs immediately got weak. Staggering to the other side of the shed to get away from the gas and collect her thoughts, Lantern grabbed another white pumpkin and threw it at the groggy heroine. It bounced off of her ample chest and fell to the floor breaking apart.
Another round of orange gas enveloped Anchorwoman. “Gotta get outta here or I’m cooked.”
But before she moved another pumpkin exploded at her boots. Anchorwoman was reeling and the woman in blue finally collapsed to the floor with a hard thud.
The orange gas dissipated revealing the fallen heroine slumbering away on her back. Lantern stood over AW and said “well kind of an idiot huh?”
Lantern planned her escape to a T and the usually flawless superheroine fell right into her trap.
Lantern quickly began packing up the shed. She had about 30 minutes before Anchorwoman came to and she planned on being long gone when she did. She was a not a violent drug dealer and did not want to hurt anyone permanently, especially Anchorwoman. That would result in a manhunt of epic proportions which would crimp her style.
Both sheds were completely cleaned out and Lantern gave one last look into the shed where Anchorwoman had been felled.
The pumpkin clad villain slyly said, “Off to my party Anchorwoman. Happy Halloween.” And walked out leaving Center City’s prized protector unconscious on the floor.