For The Sake Of Our Lord And Savior Negan Christ

[KennyLoggins]

Dear Title Bait Readers,

How many times we must watch an alien protagonist make another on a long list of stupid decisions outside the scope of a comic book porn/parody before that kind of action cease to be funny ?

Further elaborations and arguments on the matters related above as well the target of such claims shall be addressed later, most likely after monday night next episode of Warner Brothers Agents of D.E.O. starring Alex Danvers as the awesome and yet main human protagonist and yet secondary female character.

[KennyLoggins]

Never bring a yellow powered alien into a planet orbiting a red star for a slave prison riot/great escape. Specially when you don't have the time neither the budget for a rape scene/public disgrace humiliation sequence yet to be provide later at C4S or Anastasia Pierce unless Superheroines.com have time between bankruptcies and shutdowns to film one.


I know we are all fans of peril and humiliation scenes not to mention the cheesy sadomasochistic aspects involved on those kinds of fetishes but when the wannabe superheroine meant to be in peril need to be rescued by the people she is supposed to save, and plot wise failed by designed to be able to save or protect even herself I can't think anything else but wonder : "What the fuck did you think you were doing ?" I know Princess Leia became Jabba the Hutt slave girl but in her defense at least she didn't knock the door and ask for a job in the dungeon.

On that note, let your Shaggy-esque boy friends get the fifty shades of grey treatment later in the next episode doesn't help either and that's why this show should be called Agents of D.E.O. instead, Alex Danvers has the advantage of be a professional.

[Mr. X]

Seems the most annoying thing about Supergirl is the Super part. I can maybe see her being tricked into going there but intentionally going to a planet with a red sun... yeah and people thought my short story about her on my site was cruel.

This really reeks of a Mr. X plot and as you say, a good porn parody. But not good TV.

[Mr. X]

I also want to add that this is par for the course for SJWs and especially SJW males. They talk about female empowerment but really this always boils down to some female abuse-fest.

Battlestar Galactica TNG was grand example of that. The show's fan base and creators, people like Ron Moore, hyped the show as empowerment for women. Yet when you actually watch the show, Moore treats women like crap. Beats them up, shoots their face off, breaks limbs, turns them into baby factories, burns them alive, rapes them... heck if I was into woman abuse I'd watch that series with a box of Kleenex. Moore really had issues with women.

And it seems the same here. Yeah Supergirl wins but then it ultimately boils down to bitch slap fest disguised as "real a gritty". Yeah I am wondering now when they do the heart wrenching rape scene.

This is why I find SJWs so repugnant cause at their core they tend to be just misogynist elitists who have no respect for women. I'm a pig but at least I don't disguise it with some fake nonsense about helping the oppressed or spew virtue signalling all over the place. Just be honest about your perv and quit disguising it as some BS about empowerment.

[KennyLoggins]

Actually she was somehow tricked into step in a planet with a red sun. I never think the villains in their wildest dreams would imagine for a moment after she realize her predicament she would actually knock the door and get inside their lair to be imprisioned in order to give for the victims some "hope" rather than crash their expectations of be eventually rescued.

The people saving Supergirl from get electrocuted by Livewire ? Perfectly reasonable and acceptable since the rookiest of all firefighters can shutdown the villain powers without a sweat. Be rescued by the people you are supposed to rescue promoting a riot inside an alien slave market/prison facility while receiving the electroshockvibrator 3000 theraphy is just pathetic.

Meanwhile, later on Cavalry a.k.a. Alex comes to the rescue leaving Winn behind in order to crack up the Public Domain Interstellar Gateway of Doom that bares no reseamblance whatsoever with similar devices you can find on Stargate, Buck Rogers, Star Trek or Land of the Lost franchises.

When Marilyn Monroe complain about her part on Gentlemen Prefer Blondes in pre-production at least she had a point, the protagonist hair color was in the title. On the case of the people against Warner Brothers we are not so sure because which of the Danver's Sisters are you talking about when refering to "Supergirl" ? I know the blonde one has an S on her chest but at this point anybody can read that as Sucker because she gets beaten a little more often than your usual Adam West and the producers don't even mind to hide that behind sn elaborated deadly trap she might eventually escape from it.

[KennyLoggins]

This really reeks of a Mr. X plot and as you say, a good porn parody. But not good TV.

And thanks Mr.X for helping to jumpstart the seriousness of this topic. How can people trash porn when primetime tv are far less clever than your average Saturday Morning Cartoon plot ? When a guy like Jim Weathers delivers a new peril scene he don't insult the audience inteligence, he just give the best we demand from it.

[Mr. X]

This really reeks of a Mr. X plot and as you say, a good porn parody. But not good TV.

And thanks Mr.X for helping to jumpstart the seriousness of this topic. How can people trash porn when primetime tv are far less clever than your average Saturday Morning Cartoon plot ? When a guy like Jim Weathers delivers a new peril scene he don't insult the audience inteligence, he just give the best we demand from it.

Yes just be honest about it. Stop with the virtue signalling then doing some 50 shades of gray thing disguised as "real and gritty".

[KennyLoggins]

Hey, at least the kind of evil villains we get from other kinds of media are real Doctors, Professors, Masters and Etceteras who actually finish their time at their schools, institutes and universities instead of the kind of drop outs we find on a regular basis every Monday on Supergirl. A pending patent for a state of the art shackle is something totally unacceptable at the most prestigious Enterprises involved in the Academy of Pornographic Cinematic Arts, Sciences and Fetishes.

As seen below our male "co-protagonists" or voluntary tight end side kicks, not the sharpest tools in the shed but we can't humiliate our superheroine on a weekly basis either..... oh wait, actually never mind, we can !

[DrDominator9]

Meanwhile, later on Cavalry a.k.a. Alex comes to the rescue leaving Winn behind in order to crack up the Public Domain Interstellar Gateway of Doom that bares no reseamblance whatsoever with similar devices you can find on Stargate, Buck Rogers, Star Trek or Land of the Lost franchises.

And let's not forget my favorite star gate back through time in the Star Trek episode "City on the Edge of Forever." At least in that one Kirk and Spock have to jump in to save a delirious Dr. McCoy. It wasn't a choice to make unlike Supergirl just being ridiculous and praying things would work out!

[Mr. X]

And the Luthor episode - Any normal human fighting metallo would have been turned to hamburger meat after the first punch. No way Jimmy was taking punches let alone hitting Metallo hard enough to even budge him.

And Supergirl racing into a hide out full of kryptonian weapons and cyborg superman and metallo who is going to explode in a kryptonite cloud... yeah pretty much silly writing. And AGAIN martian has to come in and save her. WTF.

I'm all for a show like this but the writing is horrible. I don't know what to think here cause the girl power stuff is horrible yet this kind of stuff is also just bad. Are the writers just lazy? Did they give up and decide to go the peril route?

[KennyLoggins]

And the Luthor episode - Any normal human fighting metallo would have been turned to hamburger meat after the first punch. No way Jimmy was taking punches let alone hitting Metallo hard enough to even budge him.

And Supergirl racing into a hide out full of kryptonian weapons and cyborg superman and metallo who is going to explode in a kryptonite cloud... yeah pretty much silly writing. And AGAIN martian has to come in and save her. WTF.

I'm all for a show like this but the writing is horrible. I don't know what to think here cause the girl power stuff is horrible yet this kind of stuff is also just bad. Are the writers just lazy? Did they give up and decide to go the peril route?

DUUUUUDE PLEASE!!!! I love you, the work you post in your site is awesome and thanks for one too many years of service, and I agree with everything you say but for all things sacred and Negan : SPOILER ALERT !

I usually wait 24 to 72 hours before expose the lack of method on their madness.

And so far so bad, in the next episode Kara embrace full Stockholm syndrome and the little dignity she has left in a relationship with Captain Hook stand in.

[Mr. X]

well I saw the clip on Youtube so I just assumed its out already and everyone saw it.

[KennyLoggins]

well I saw the clip on Youtube so I just assumed its out already and everyone saw it.

Nevermind Dude, all things forgiven. There are so many bad things to mock about on this episode that I can barely scratch the surface.

I can stay here all night and capture every single frame and will not be enough, the stupidity just broke the glass ceiling.

Enjoy the pictures or rather punctures.



Oh Damn it, I screw my own caption rushing pre-production into delivery. I'm so sorry.

[Mr. X]

well Arrow is just as stupid at times. Whole team goes to a roof top to take out a bad guy, shoots a dozen henchmen, Arrow downs a helicopter that crashes to the street below and who knows how many civilians then when Canary wants to kill the bad guy for basically raping her, beating her and killing her partner, Arrow wants to talk her out of it cause "killings wrong".

And I'm not sure what Jimmy is even doing on Supergirl anymore. He's not a love interest. He's not an important character. If anything he's Daphne from Scooby doo just getting tied up by the ghost. My guess is he'll be a tragic death at some point.

[KennyLoggins]

Jimmy Barrack Hussein Olsen is definitely the last Vain Diesel in the village, he is just there because the great white north of the soul is just too white. They have a black cyborg Superman apparently but they can't never allow him to wear a suit who was not CGI all over it and still they expend their money making him green rather than blue.

This episode was one of the best episodes on involuntary humor. If this was a non-pornographic G rated parody it deserves an award for an outstanding performance. Cavalry was grounded, Jimmy is dead, Supergirl is dead as fuck, Hank comes to the rescue two minutes after the predictable end and still they deflate the kryptonite ball so Kara's ovaries can take over before the mad men start to rule the house for good in the next episode.