Yes its amazing what you can do with a pythagorean triple and a sight. ancientaliens.jpg
Those guys are literally unbelievable.
They start with 'If you assume...' and pick some wild non conformist assumption and then end with 'so you have to wonder just what it is everyone is trying to hide'
"If you assume the world is a cube, then why are all the national governments saying its round? Are they trying to hide something? Why are they suppressing all the evidence that we assume must exist somewhere? So you have to wonder just what it is everyone is trying to hide'
It's madness.
" Here Mayans! Here's the advanced mathematics you need to build pyramids! We just won't tell you the easy way to move the blocks"
Those guys are literally unbelievable.
They start with 'If you assume...' and pick some wild non conformist assumption and then end with 'so you have to wonder just what it is everyone is trying to hide'
"If you assume the world is a cube, then why are all the national governments saying its round? Are they trying to hide something? Why are they suppressing all the evidence that we assume must exist somewhere? So you have to wonder just what it is everyone is trying to hide'
It's madness.
" Here Mayans! Here's the advanced mathematics you need to build pyramids! We just won't tell you the easy way to move the blocks"
"Gee thanks Mr Alien."
Given we build nothing the way they describe the aliens did it and we've been building huge structures for thousands of years it seems bit silly to think its aliens. We don't use lasers now to cut stone. And we don't have someone in a helicopter lining up roads from over head.
Gee how did they make those line in the plains? How about some guys standing with poles and sighting them. 1 inch on the diagram is 500 feet on the lines.
Biggest annoying thing is when they call you a denier or "programmed". Yeah I'm denying your horse poop theory.
Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2021 2:38 pm
by tallyho
And don't forget the liberal use of 'perfect alignment.' and 'incredible precision'.
They use it all the time. 'See how they are perfectly aligned with Orion's Belt'
Well except they are inverse to the belt so kind of upside down... and what about the 3 smaller pyramids next door, what are they aligned to...?
"Shhhh. Perfectly aligned..."
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And don't forget the liberal use of 'perfect alignment.' and 'incredible precision'.
They use it all the time. 'See how they are perfectly aligned with Orion's Belt'
Well except they are inverse to the belt so kind of upside down... and what about the 3 smaller pyramids next door, what are they aligned to...?
"Shhhh. Perfectly aligned..."
Yeah we don't build things like that now to align with stars. Maybe as a lark.
One suggestion was made that also included why the great wall was built. Namely to keep a restless population busy. Idle hands means people get up to no good. Basically a make work program.
Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2021 6:42 pm
by Mr. X
I thought this was so cool and well edited.
Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2021 2:58 am
by tallyho
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 7:52 am
by sneakly
“what!? no! why would you want to mix a salad in the bath tub?“
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 9:23 am
by tallyho
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2021 12:36 pm
by tallyho
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2021 11:26 am
by dlo005
Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2021 11:27 am
by dlo005
Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2021 3:10 pm
by IMSancho
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2021 5:20 pm
by tallyho
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The US News bots aren't familiar with the rugby position of 'Hooker'
Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2021 5:22 pm
by tallyho
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2021 5:10 am
by tallyho
The populace are close to breaking point in Bath.
.... This is as close as Bath gets to a riot
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2021 9:39 am
by tallyho
(I should point out the urinals post is a gag from satirical news site Newsthump, not really the BBC)
Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2021 12:47 pm
by argento
Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2021 1:17 pm
by Damselbinder
I never knew I wanted to see Chris Pine in an A-HA video.
Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2021 6:40 pm
by tallyho
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2021 1:07 pm
by tallyho
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2021 3:34 pm
by tallyho
How to make wearing an England Jersey creepy and weird...
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2021 11:08 am
by argento
Today I got up early to watch the Wales vs. Argentina match. A match that neither team deserved to win. The Pumas made so many unnecessary mistakes that playing like that is impossible to win, red cards, yellow cards, penalties everywhere and whenever they kicked, the ball always went anywhere.
Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2021 11:15 am
by tallyho
Yes not exactly cheered me up either as we (Wales) were crap.
So maybe this will lift the spirits (with apologies to members from the Emerald Isle but the name could be anything)
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2021 5:19 pm
by tallyho
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2021 6:36 pm
by argento
He is the same
Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2021 12:01 pm
by McGheeny
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2021 5:17 pm
by tallyho
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Who needs an actual uncle-on-facebook-that-won't-stop-sharing-memes-that-newgrounds-users-in-2005-wouldn't-have-laughed-at when we have Tallyho?
Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2021 6:02 pm
by tallyho
Hey laugh and the world laughs with you.
The Underground notice was this week at least, and Tom Youngs clearly IS Sergeant Anderson. You fire enough shots and something will hit, and there's no expiry date on funny just look at Stan Laurel and the 'Look through here' scene with the bar tender in Trail of the Lonesome Pine
Comedy gold.
Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2021 6:12 pm
by argento
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2021 9:09 pm
by McGheeny
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2021 3:42 pm
by Mr. X
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2021 8:22 pm
by argento
No one understands the language, but it was viewed 19,060,587 times.
Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2021 9:04 pm
by batgirl1969
Poor Tink, wait until Peter finds out!!
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2021 2:02 am
by tallyho
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2021 10:42 am
by batgirl1969
Meanwhile in the land of make believe, April thought it safe to return to the world of imaginitive cosplays and ok to attend cons again without fear of "Croaking" over Covid, she should have however rethought her choice of costume....Ribbit....Ribbit..
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She is in WAY over head now!!
Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2021 10:43 am
by DrDominator9
Guess she took a "leap of faith" with that costume. Not sure if it worked out for her or not.
Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2021 10:56 am
by McGheeny
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 11:57 am
by Damselbinder
Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 1:09 pm
by tallyho
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 7:12 am
by Maskripper
Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 12:22 pm
by tallyho
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 12:42 pm
by McGheeny
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2021 9:57 am
by tallyho
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 11:28 pm
by McGheeny
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 3:48 am
by tallyho
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 3:18 pm
by McGheeny
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2021 3:45 pm
by tallyho
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 1:58 pm
by tallyho
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