Haven't been on this forum in a while, but I thought I'd pop back in and say hello. Among many other sorts of writing, I've written some stories for the Mr. X Homepage and I'm currently back writing probably the billion-and-first "Star Whores" porn parody, b/c the mood just took me. Hope everyone is well.
EDIT: I see some people have used posts here to provide some reference for their stories. I think I'll do the same for the parody series mentioned above.
STAR WHORES: GEM'S LAST BOUNTY
This is parody action using the grand old “bounty hunters” trope from Those Movies. It follows the erotic misadventures of a couple of ex-hookers trying to become bounty hunters, and some friends who meet and get mixed up with them in the mayhem surrounding a sex trafficking operation.
Expect terrible puns, lots of rough and/or noncon alien and monster sex, humiliation, dirty-talk and bondage, the barest minimum of plot, and luckless heroines that just about everything in an evil galaxy far, far away seems to enjoy abusing.
(I'll note that these are really kind of "un-heroine" stories that ultimately have wound up being about the questions: "What if someone tries to be a heroine but meets nothing but constant humiliating defeat? What does it do to them? Why do they keep trying, and at what point do they just stop trying?" The main characters are to Star Wars bounty hunting what Defendor was to superheroes.)
These are not what I personally would call "extreme," but also definitely not vanilla, fair warning. You can find more detail about what to expect from my stories in general here.
Episode I: Homecumming *
Its stars, ex-hookers Tanni Gem and Jessa Zaar, are on a quest to become BOUNTY HUNTERS. Their jobs always go wrong, but they owe too many payments on their starship to give up now.
The girls return from their latest failure to MOS BUUTEY on Metooine, a hive of sin and buggery where they still hope to find their big break...
On the planet Metooine, a young whore of the Tri’lik people flees the mysterious bandits who kidnapped her sisters… and staggers into the perverted thieves’ den of MOS BUUTEY.
Out of the frying pan, into the fire. But her path does cross with a pair of wannabe BOUNTY HUNTERS named Tanni Gem and Jessa Zaar, and they’re eager to help…
Maybe that’s why a trio of horny sluts on the planet Metooine seek to join the hunters’ ranks. That… and to avenge a brutal slave raid on the PINK PALACE brothel.
They are bound for the Bounty Hunters’ Guild at the heart of the pervy outpost of MOS BUUTEY. Meanwhile, a mysterious stranger follows them on business of her own…
The worst might just be GARIM BIGGS, pretended friend of Tanni Gem and her slutty friends in their quest to stop a brutal crew of slave raiders.
Biggs is now exposed as their worst enemy. But even as the girls seek a way to fight back and escape the planet, he has snared new prey: a sexy Princess named KREY-KREY…
Lies and treachery hold sway at the grimy port of Mos Buutey. The dread slave ship THE RAVAGER stalks the stars.
Tanni Gem and her slutty friends are on a quest to fight these evils and rescue the slavers’ victims, but their own and others’ lusts await them at every turn. The horny PRINCESS KREY-KREY now offers to help them… but is she just more trouble?
In truth, PRINCESS KREY-KREY is damaged, erratic and lust crazed. She’s also the only ally Tanni Gem and her slutty friends have.
They tried to become bounty hunters and fight slavers. Now they defend their bodies and souls in a galaxy bent on owning both, haunted by cruel nemesis GARIM BIGGS…
(* N.B. Due to a formatting SNAFU -- I foolishly tried to use graphics as scene breaks -- the first three eps. are lacking scene breaks. I believe we're trying to upload replacements. Will update if that happens.)
In the event that I cease posting here, you can reach me at firstname.lastname@example.org -- feedback is always welcome. Thank you.