The First Law of Superheroines

[LiteroticaKatie]

Based on my observation, I am able to formulate the above law :p which goes as follows:

Superheroines in peril tend to remain in peril.

[flagonforge]

a very astute observation.

[Bert]

Corollary: Superheroines at rest tend to have been rendered so by peril.

[shevek]

The First Law of Inertia: put heroines (and The Flash) in peril.

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[Ripper1]

Based on my observation, I am able to formulate the above law :p which goes as follows:

Superheroines in peril tend to remain in peril.

All the better for us don't you think

[LiteroticaKatie]

The Second Law of Superheroines (as formulated by me, KatieTay):

For every superheroine, there is at least one equal or stronger supervillainess.

:p

[tallyho]

I thought the first law was that we dont talk about Superheroines in Peril?

[SecretSociety]

I thought the first law was that we dont talk about Superheroines in Peril?

I'm all for the sixth law: no shirts.

[Imagineer]

Zeroth Law: every superheroine has a weakness.

[MightyMinerva]

Costumes must be sexy and stylish!

[batgirl1969]

We must be pure...at least until we are married.....being virginal is part of being a heroine!! Upstanding role models for girls everywhere!

[Femina]

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single villain in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a superheroine.

[wondergirlsupragirl]

All superheroines must have a sexy fit athletic body with bold thighs and tight ass! Overconfident attitude a definite must. LOL

[LiteroticaKatie]

3rd Law: There is no such thing as an invincible superheroine who doesn't have a weakness.

Corollary: The superheroine's nemesis will inevitably learn about her weakness and exploit it.

I love all the other spoofs and corollaries you guys have thought up. :p

[Night_Lantern]

The tinier the costume, the greater the peril.

For every witty retort, there is an equal and opposite peril awaiting her.

[tallyho]

For 'Superheroine sidekick' read 'liability'

[Visitor]

Any super heroine's costume should be wearable by a swimming pool or in one.

[Richpartist]

As a heroine,you are going to get knocked out and possibly fondled