To cheer us all up

[DrDominator9]

WELL HELL, HERE I AM!!!!!

Ooh, ooh, me next! My fingers are registered with Masters and Johnson as sex toys!

[batgirl1969]

WELL HELL, HERE I AM!!!!!

Ooh, ooh, me next! My fingers are registered with Masters and Johnson as sex toys!

wonder who does the best Kitty Paws??

[tallyho]

Well two different lap dancers on two different occasions at Goldfingers Gentleman's club in Prague both said I had really good hands.
(and they weren't telling me they were telling their colleagues )
I left on a high before I heard them say he's got a face only a mother could love.
Checkmate, Doc.
Or....
CZECHMATE!!

[tallyho]

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[sneakly]

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trust me...anyone that can do that with their fingers..can take you on a mind blowing trip to the land of multiple numbing orgasms!!!! Its a wonderful place too!!!

Fister-twister?

[batgirl1969]

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trust me...anyone that can do that with their fingers..can take you on a mind blowing trip to the land of multiple numbing orgasms!!!! Its a wonderful place too!!!

Fister-twister?

Noooooo!! no way.....last time was NOT pretty....

[Mr. X]

[tallyho]

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Best. Visual gag. EVER.

[tallyho]

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Another one for Bg1969

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[batgirl1969]

What goes on Tally at our house.....

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[tallyho]

I always think they look like cacti...

[batgirl1969]

I always think they look like cacti...

They do!!! The bumpy prickly ones are the best!!! lol

[tallyho]

Should have a little sombrero for the brave little guy

[batgirl1969]

Should have a little sombrero for the brave little guy

But he is French!! he is a real tickler!! lol

[batgirl1969]

.

[tallyho]

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[DrDominator9]

I'm not just a grammar "nazi" but also a geography "nazi" it seems, Tallyho. Fact is, that Mt. Rushmore is halfway down the state from the northern border of South Dakota. And after that you have all of North Dakota before you even get to the border of Saskatchewan which are where the good Canadians would be located facing those gigantic stone butts. So you'd have to have really damn good eyes to even get a glimpse of stone crackage as shown in your photo above. Wait, what's that? I'm being told now that that is merely a photoshop rendition; a prank joke I'm given to understand that has no basis in reality. So, uuhmm, nevermind. Very amusing. As you were.

[tallyho]

The key word there being 'side'
Not from Canada. Not from the Canadian border. But the Canadian SIDE.

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[DrDominator9]

The key word there being 'side'
Not from Canada. Not from the Canadian border. But the Canadian SIDE.

I must maintain in all due respect as an American that the phrase should be from the North Dakotan side. Ball's in your court, Wrong Way Corrigan (Google him!)

That said the two bottom posts you just put up are particularly delightful and amusing. Keep up the good work.

[tallyho]

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[DrDominator9]

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Love the cat's "G" armband! Can I order them in bulk?

[tallyho]

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[dlo005]

[tallyho]

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[tallyho]

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[tallyho]

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For non English speakers 'UR GF'
means ' your girl friend'

[tallyho]

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[tallyho]

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[tallyho]

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[DrDominator9]

Another text code: UTBATDT - Used To Be Able To Do That

[dlo005]

https://www.cc.com/video/i3vs6y/chappel ... uncensored

[tallyho]

The first one is from a spoof article

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[dlo005]

[tallyho]

Stay safe and warm everyone in Texas
(well everyone apart from this piece of crap anyways)

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[dlo005]

[tallyho]

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[tallyho]

I hope this sign was intended to read as two positive vertical messages, rather than one crappy horizontal one

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[tallyho]

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[tallyho]

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(Halfords is a retail chain that sells car parts and bicycle accessories)

[tallyho]

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[tallyho]

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[helstar]

Perfect meme for the world situation...

[Mr. X]

Why did the subject line go away?

[Damselbinder]

Because someone posted an attachment, the attachment was put as the post title, and the post title overrode the thread title because ??????????????????????????

[tallyho]

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[dlo005]

[dlo005]

they did one album together as "blind faith"