Revealed: The REAL way Superman keeps his secret identity!

[Disciple]

https://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/5062655.html

While most of y'all would probably regard scans_daily as nauseatingly liberal, once in a while you find something on there hilarious enough to unite superhero(ine) lovers of all political affiliations.

As a bonus: THE crowning comment attached to it.

"... And you'll note that the people in Metropolis have to smile, to think happy thoughts and say happy things because once displeased, the monster can throw them into the sun or freeze them into oblivion."

"Oh, I forgot to introduce you to the monster, didn't I? His name is Clark Kent. He's thirty-two years old, with a golly-gee face and blue, almost otherworldly eyes."

"But when those eyes look at you, you'd better start thinking happy thoughts, or be whisked up, up, and away... into the Phantom Zone."

[Mr. X]

That's what I thought about the Wonder Woman pilot. "Is Wonder Woman mad?" "We're clapping Wonder Woman". "Don't make Wonder Woman upset".

Justice League had an episode where a whole town had to play the roles of stupid comic book town's folk cause one kid had monstrous super mental powers and they all had to placate his hero fantasy.

[Maskfan]

That's what I thought about the Wonder Woman pilot. "Is Wonder Woman mad?" "We're clapping Wonder Woman". "Don't make Wonder Woman upset".

Justice League had an episode where a whole town had to play the roles of stupid comic book town's folk cause one kid had monstrous super mental powers and they all had to placate his hero fantasy.

Sounds like the Bill Mumy episode of The Twilight Zone to me...