Troubles at Joker's house

[lisa]

Hi everyone, excuse my english if you can. I tried my best to translate my story...

Troubles at Joker’s house

The Batcycle rumbled across Gotham City followed by a dark cloak waving in the wind, the highway lights reflecting on the shiny metal of the vehicle. It took the exit to a residential area, where a big mansion was located in a peaceful country.
A police car should have been parked there, to watch the notorious occupant of the house…
“No surveillance, eh…” whispered Batgirl as she took off her bat helmet and got off the motorcycle. She fitted the utility belt around her hips and the mask around her beautiful dark eyes, her black mane falling down on her shoulders like poured ink. It wasn’t Barbara Gordon under the mask, but Bruce Wayne’s cute niece Sarah, trying to follow her uncle footsteps.
2 Hours before she sneaked inside the batcave, everyone sleeping at Wayne’s manor. Hidden in the shadows of the big hall, she spied her uncle Bruce as he got out of the cave and set the clock hands on 12:15, to close the entrance, then she used the same code to open again and stepped down the stone stairway. The cute brunette, in her jeans, shirt and tennis shoes, sat in front of the big screen of the batcomputer, that showed the face of the Joker on a newspaper page. He has been declared fully healed and sane, and put under house arrest in a mansion, just out of Gotham. But sources refer of strange people visiting Joker’s mansion and the surveillance isn’t so strict. ‘Something strange is going on there, better to take a look…”
There was a wardrobe, full of spandex costumes and boots and masks. She took the purple neck-to-toe bodystocking in her hands and stretched the fabric of the garment. ‘Look out Gotham, the little innocent niece of Bruce Wayne is joining the bat-family’.
She started to unbutton her blue jeans…
Now Sarah looked at the empty street and climbed over the outer wall, hoping that no lights reflected on her shiny costume, sticking to her curves like if painted on. No dogs to the other side. She run to the main entrance feeling the night breeze all over her athletic body, totally unaware of the silent alarms flashing inside Joker’s house.
She used the acid bottle in her utility belt, to open the lock of the door. Inside everything was dark and silent, no sounds coming from the upper floor.
Sarah’s heels clicked on the floor as she explored the room with her little flashlight.
‘Everything ok . . .so why the cops aren’t out there? Let’s try the upper floor’
She stepped up thinking: ‘Better to find out something interesting, Bruce won’t go easy on me if…….. T H U D! something hit her head from above! Her legs went limp and she tumbled down the staircase. Last thing she felt were hands under her armpits, lifting her up then she passed out.
As she woke up she found herself laying on a comfy bed in a strange room.
She looked down at her body, her boots were missing, she still had the utility belt around her waist, but the compartments were all empty and she had a bandage tight around her head….oh my god, no mask! Someone took off her mask, cloak and her boots!
Now steps were coming near. Sarah got off the bed, feeling pain in her head, and run to hide herself at the side of the door. But it opened so fast, before she could do that, and hit her head again. A tall blonde nurse grabbed Sarah by her arm before she falled.
‘Great’ Sarah thought, ‘the Benny Hill Show’…
“Oh sorry sweetie, didn’t mean to hurt u again”, she giggled. She was carrying a tray with a sandwich and a glass of chocolate. The bodily nurse grabbed Sarah by the waist and helped her to sit again over the bed.
“My name is Maggie, I’m Joker’s nurse, I take care of him. He’s so sorry for what happened, he thought u were a thief in the darkness and hit your head. He asked me to make sure you eat something and have a good shower….”
“I’m not having any shower, miss, just want my things back…” she said ignoring the pain in her head. Sarah noticed there were bars at the windows. Of course, Joker cannot leave the house. “Sure thing, sweetie” Maggie answered “As soon as I fix the heel of your boot, you broke it rumbling down the stairs. Now please drink some chocolate…”
“No thanks, please take me to the Joker, I have questions for him”
“Oh, he has questions for you too!”, laughed Maggie, then she took each of her spandex clad feet and gently put them into a pair of big, furry, coloured slippers. “Let’s go sweetie”
Sarah looked at her new footwear stunned…’Oh my God’
Joker was waiting for her in the dining room, wearing normal clothes and without any paint on her face. He stared at the cute young teenager, her outfit revealing all her feminine curves. “Here is our lovely night visitor! Maggie make her sit down. Are you feeling better, girl?”. Sarah sat on the couch, crossing her legs and her arms under her chest. “Yeah I’m feeling better. Where are the cops guarding the house, Joker?”
“Oh, I’m sure they’re having a good time drinking beer somewhere around here. Ihihih!! We don’t have beer, but Maggie makes the best chocolate I ever tasted in…”
“No thanks, Joker. I’m not here to drink chocolate…”
“Oh, I guess so” Joker replied. “You bat-people just think to fight crime and never relax, right? So tell me, are you the new young entry in the bat-team? Great, the city will be a safer place then. What’s your name, cutie?”
“Eh eh, nice try Joker… I’m not telling you, of course. I’m here to investigate on people coming into your house by night. You are not supposed to see anyone, right?”
Joker looked surprised: “It’s not possible, beauty. You are the only intruder here eh eh. The only person I’m seeing every day is my nurse Maggie, the joy of my life. We’re also planning to get married soon”
“Joker is changed now, sweetie, you’ll have to find some other villain to fight if you want the Batman to take you in his team”, said Maggie caressing a black mane of Sarah’s hair.
Suddenly noises came from a door in the corridor.
“What was that?” asked Sarah. “No, it’s just my dog scraping the door, don’t worry” Joker said. Sarah went to the door: “Oh yeah, sure and you take your dog closed there, Joker?”
“I wouldn’t open that door if I was you, honey. Ivan doesn’t love strangers”
“But I love dogs, dear Joker, so I think I will open that door” she answered ironically.
As she opened, a big German Mastiff jumped out of the darkness and snapped at Sarah’s utility belt, giant claws ripping off the spandex suit (and some skin too) on Sarah’s thighs.
The beast yanked her belt and scratched her arms and her belly, she just had the time to take a look inside while fighting: It was a strange room, a medical room with a strange dentist chair with straps, connected to a strange device. The dog jumped on her and the weight made her fall on the floor. She hit the head on the hard floor once more.
“Ivan stop playing with her!” she heard Joker say. The room started spinning.
Maggie was towering over her with a bad glare in her eyes: “You really have a talent to put yourself in troubles right?”
‘ooohh yeah…I think so…’ she thought, then she lost consciousness.

End of part 1