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As you are no doubt aware 2016 has been a busy year for our undertaking. A number of events and highlights come easily to mind, however I think you will all agree however that our abduction of one of Jagkommand's top ranked Super Heroines, codenamed Valkyrie, was the highlight. We were certainly impressed at the lengths Valkyrie was prepared to go to to sway the public vote to determine her fate and it was fortunate that the vote ended in such a way as to allow our head of performance to crush her hopes so publicly.
We have since discovered that our collar was not as fatal as we would have liked and as such I must confirm that Valkyrie has returned to active service. I consider this a boon however as it provides us an opportunity to arrange a future performance.
Let me assure you, esteemed viewers, that while our membership waiting list has doubled since news of Valkyrie's performance was circulated and a great many more people who consider themselves both rich and powerful now actively aspire to hold a Murder Rooms membership card, the Murder Rooms will continue to operate at the highest level of exclusivity.
Which brings me to consider our calendar for the coming year. Our capture teams are ever active scouring the globe to acquire unwilling participants from the political and celebrity world to face your fickle vote. A number of interesting prospects are currently under review. As ever though, customer satisfaction is our highest priority and so we offer you, esteemed members, a vote to determine which of Jagkommand's most vexing heroines you wish to see in attendance in the Murder Rooms in the near future.
(From left to right Athena, Butterscotch Fox, Valkyrie, Night Strike, Sovereign Girl, Tethys)
As ever I thank you for your continued support and discretion.
Yours faithfully
Mr L Badger
Chairman
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